Corners Catastrophe
By the Editorial Board | Dec. 3, 2007You see it every day: chain-link fences and green tarp on one of Gainesville's most-viewed corners.
You see it every day: chain-link fences and green tarp on one of Gainesville's most-viewed corners.
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