This week, we take a less serious approach to the stars with these haikus. Like the poetry often seen on Instagram and Snapchat, these haikus are part horoscope and part joke: Enjoy!

Aries

Heart instead of head

Turn attention to home life

Escape, pamper, rest

Taurus

Keep emotions checked

Probably best to speak out

Make your move on love

Gemini

Now breathe in the love

No technicalities

Exhale details

Cancer

Crawl back to center

remember what has sparks joy

Stop playing yourself

Leo

no cash no problem

your positivity

distracts from the lack

Virgo

You organized fool

but your subtleties save you

stress in class and work

Libra

Too many run ins

you're a people magnet

take what you can get

Scorpio

ask your date to pay

for your meal, it’s likely

you'll eat for free

Sagittarius

Keep an eye on cash

retrograding mercury,

means you’re a mess, yikes

Capricorn

conserve energy

by detaching from feelings

Keeps them guessing

Aquarius

forget business

If drinking pals aren’t there

money doesnt matter

Pisces

Dont flip flop around

like the fishy that you are

make a decision

Graphic design by Ferna Simbulan