Pope's U.S. visit a showcase of excess
Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd, buy me some peanuts and -
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Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd, buy me some peanuts and -
I try to avoid whining in my column, but sometimes I can't help it. Actually, I whine most of the time. OK, all I do is whine.
Dearest UF,
I heart advertising. To name a few of my favorites: billboards, online pop-ups, subliminal messages.
The war in Iraq is completely f-ing absurd. Four short of 4,000 Americans have died - f-ing horrible. This war is f-ing useless.
I'm not an expert on election-year politics, nor have I ever wanted to play one on TV. (Have you ever seen any of those guys?)
We did it!
I don't know if you knew this, but UF has an art museum.
I don't know if I ever told you, but I went to Harvard. It's true.
Journalism isn't a real major. You're too quiet. I worry that you'll never get married. Women can't be engineers. Is that a weave you have on? Iron my shirt. Pot-smoking hippy. Fags have AIDS.
Last week, the Alligator didn't publish on Monday, but I wrote a column anyway.
A study from a Canadian university earlier this month estimated the U.S. pharmaceutical industry spends almost twice as much on promotions as it does on research and development, contrary to the industry's claim.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who lose their cell phones and those who do not.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things: of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and Wikipedia."
I've always been worried about having hypochondria.
College is a time for youthful exploration, limitless learning and planning your funeral.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's … the fall semester.
Man, I feel like a woman.
Stephen Colbert is a presidential candidate (And so can you!).
Let's talk about virginity.