For the Lolz is a humor blog. It's a sarcastic take on the world around us. Please read the posts in this section with a light heart and eager smile. All the examples below are ACTUALLY from gainesville.craigslist.org, though.
It's that time of the year, where the seasons are changing and it's time to touch base with your surrounding community. Here are the 10 best ads currently on Craigslist: Gainesville!
10. "Night Club Partner Needed" - small biz ads
Oh good, this is just what the north central Florida area needs for its lively city folk.
9. "looking for a good time" - activity partners
Wow, dogs on the Internet have the worst grammar.
8. "Bumper Stickers wanted" - artists
Thank you for entertaining me at traffic lights, greedy bumper sticker person.
7. "tree climber service" - small biz ads
If you've been in an industry as unique as the "tree industry" for the past 26 years, I would hope that you would have found a passion for what you do by now. Also, David, if you're reading this right now there is someone on Craigslist looking for you!
6. "It's simple..." - women seeking men
First of all, how is meeting an anonymous person on the Internet any better than meeting someone you can at least see at a bar. Secondly, if you're on Craigslist then you're not looking for something serious. Thirdly, THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BROWN EYES!!!
5. "pagan petry" - missed connections
For having only one good eye, you are quite the observer, Lieutenant Dan.
4. "seth? at university commons" - missed connections
I have a feeling that this girl hooked up with more than one guy at the party. I could understand getting mixed up on whether someone's name was Sean or Seth, but Keith is no where near close to those.
3. "Amateur seeks Amateurs" - activity partners
The first thing that comes to mind when I think about a "fancy pants" musician is a song with fantastic lyrics and great vocals, musically backed by, exclusively, xylophones.
2. "crossdresser seeks shopping pals" - strictly platonic
For being a 25-year-old white bi cross dresser this person is pretty picky. Why are only white and Hispanic girls the only acceptable ones? I guess Asian girls just don't have the applicable fashion sense for a white cross dresser.
1. "Big/strong wizard staff wielder" - missed connections
Gainesville is a beautiful city full of beautiful people.
See the original article here.