Yeah… That's kind of what they do
Bartender: It's so hard to keep in shape working here - I keep going in the back and eating the food.
Loudmouth idiot patron: I know, man! I used to work at the Ale House, and the food was so good! Even a bulimic girl would eat it.
- Mother's Pub
It just seems like so much longer
Waitress: So, when did you two get married?
Girl, at the same time: April.
- Tatu Sushi Restaurant
Here's a sign: SLOW
Ditzy girl: I just don't like reading. I pretty much don't read unless I absolutely have to.
Friend: You mean like assigned reading for class?
Ditz: No, you know, like signs and stuff.
- on Turlington Plaza on the way to an English class, ironically