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Sunday, April 28, 2024

Whether scribbled with a pen, scrawled with a pencil, scratched with a knife or smeared with… well, hopefully nothing is smeared… we've all seen outrageous, funny and sometimes disturbing sayings or messages written on walls that we've wanted to show someone else, but haven't because that would be totally awkward. Right? Well, now you can! If you see something legible written on a wall, a desk or any unusual surface, write 'em down and send them to dlow@alligator.org.

Well, they are pretty tender…

"I <3 cannibalizing babies"

Spotted by Becca in the first floor women's bathroom of the Computer Science and Engineering building

What now, other religions?

"Mormons ROCK"

Spotted by Becca in the first floor women's bathroom of the CSE building

He wasn't very good. That's the joke. Get it?

"Monica Lewinsky had more president in her than Bush ever will"

Spotted by Megan in the first floor women's bathroom of the CSE building

Exibit A: the Hobbesian state of man

"Don't diet, you're beautiful…"

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Response to that, "Only anorexics say that."

"Anorexics" was crossed out for "fat people"

Spotted by Megan in the first floor women's bathroom of the CSE building

Dear John on the john.

"Dear Junior: I kinda love you, but you kinda suck. Too bad I'm not as shallow as you, otherwise we'd be together. Your loss.

Love, Me."

Spotted by Megan in the first floor women's bathroom of the CSE building

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