Even with all the responsibilities on their plates, Florida teachers need to keep on their toes with Senate Bill 6 hovering over their heads.
Despite being the party of fiscal responsibility, Republicans have gotten into a hot mess over their party’s spending.
Early voting in the city’s runoff elections began Monday, and so far, turnout is higher than the early voting turnout for Gainesville’s March election.
I was thrilled to find myself chuckling at reading the editorial on the Humans vs. Zombies game. Even players should have a laugh at their nominated status, as if life as we know it veered into some off-beat version of “Revenge of the Nerds,” and the writer somehow imagined himself as the jock on campus (though said writer may not laugh when jocks get zombie fever, too).
We hate to keep writing about the ridiculous antics of the Tea Party because it makes us worried that any discussion of them will give them more power. That said, we thought about it but decided that shining a light on all of their insane behaviors is better than being afraid to talk about them.
Carly Coleman’s portrayal of rabies as a “ridiculous cause” recognized in April perfectly illustrates one of the many reasons rabies awareness is important: ignorance. Rabies causes horrific deaths in people and animals, and not all cases are so far distanced from our American microcosm. Rabies is a viral disease that infects the central nervous system, and once clinical signs are apparent, the disease is essentially 100 percent fatal in all species.
Although March Madness is over, another bracket battle is brewing on college campuses.
More than 600 wings and 16 trays of desserts awaited visitors to the Chicken Wing Charity Thing Tuesday.
Although the 2010 U.S. Census only has 10 questions, county officials are still waiting for Alachua County residents to stand up and be counted.
There’s tennis, there’s table tennis, and then there’s off-table tennis.
I think the Nerf gun ban is important, because we have an undertrained, undereducated police department that has consistently demonstrated incompetence in making emergency decisions. I mean really, how many AR-15 rifle shots to the head to we need to understand that?
It’s just about that time of year again. If you are an underclassman like me, the economy is still looking down and you could use a well-paying internship or job to get you through the summer. For those UF seniors about to enter the real world, the job market is looking especially rough.
Dear anonymous, uptight dude who hates the Humans vs. Zombies game: You suck. Life’s too short to hate on others who are enjoying themselves, be they nerd, jock, or a jerk like you. This game is an international hit, and one out of every 50 UF students are registered to play. Registration for this game is double that of February’s game. But, not you. No, you’re too busy hating others who are breathing way too much of your oxygen as they run past you with grins, Nerf guns and fake blood on their faces. So guy, pull the stick out, have a little fun, and purge the green monster from your soul or you will be forever unhappy — a fate worse than being an actual zombie.
Although it wasn’t their first go-around, Tuesday’s debate between Christopher Hitchens and Dinesh D’Souza didn’t lack enthusiasm.
The serial comma is used in everyday written English except in journalism writing. It is meant to clear up ambiguity, but is removing the comma really necessary?
In this week's MusiCast, we're keepin' you current.
Florida is still searching for its offensive identity, but the Gators got a step closer to figuring it out Monday.
He was taught never to hit a woman.
Brian Johnson used to keep runs off the scoreboard.
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