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Sunday, May 12, 2024

Student Government elections are over — lucky for those of you who somehow managed to avoid Turlington — and the results are in: Swamp. The Avenue took a look at the important write-in candidates our Student Body wanted but didn’t get.

  • Barack Obama (But maybe that’s OK. He’s got enough on his plate.)
  • Such WOW
  • Much election (I’m assuming No. 2 and 3 were running mates)
  • Jesus (He came back already and campaigned? Crap…)
  • Cthulhu 
  • No one
  • Waste of Money (Wait, when did parents get a vote?)
  • Mickey Mouse (Who received a surprising amount of write-in ballots throughout.)
  • South Park
  • Tim Tebow (Actually, about that…)
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