Though that's not what the announcer on this video would have you believing.
When he starts off with "Get ready, 'cause we're about to take you on a tour," you'd expect a mansion or a jungle at least. Instead, the camera is showing nothing but a concrete block wall and a door.
This is a video tour of the University of Miami's locker room inside their temporary home in Dolphins Stadium. It's pretty funny how inadequate the setup seems for a major college program.
As he passes various Marlins and Dolphins logos throughout the stadium's innards, you can tell that the 'Canes don't really belong there.
Check it out for a bit of a laugh.
My favorite line comes as he is walking out of the entrance to the field. He's supposed to be excited about this whole new stadium situation, but instead he blandly states, "And when the Hurricanes emerge, it will be time for Hurricane football. And from that point on, all the 'Canes will have to do (pause) is just win."
Good luck with that one.
