We could make a bunch of predictions about who will win what during this Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, but we made a drinking game instead. So grab a 12-pack and tune into NBC at 8 p.m. Hope you don’t have an early class Monday.
Take a sip every time Tina Fey raises one eyebrow.
Take a sip whenever Amy Poehler does a bad impression.
Chug when someone thanks his or her mom or dad.
Take a shot for God.
Chug when there is an outfit malfunction. Nip slips deserve their own shot.
Take a sip whenever you can see all of James Franco’s teeth.
Finish your drink whenever someone is cut off by the music.
Take a sip whenever you wish Meryl Streep was your mom.
Take a sip whenever a word is bleeped out.
Take a shot when your favorite nominee wins an award.
Take a sip whenever Jennifer Lawrence does something adorable.
Pound it back if anyone trips up the stairs when accepting their award.
Take a sip whenever Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make a joke about hosting a second time.
Take a sip whenever anyone says they didn’t prepare a speech.
Finish your drink if Leonardo DiCaprio wins — finally.
A version of this story ran on page 9 on 1/9/2014 under the headline "Drinking around the (Golden) Globes"