Not wearing jorts is like trying to potty train a starfish. It just doesn’t make any sense. Gators in jorts are the equivalent of a queen decked out in full regal attire: resplendent. For you nonbelievers, here’s our picks for the best-in-formal jort wear, for your visceral pleasure.
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