Blogs | Friday
Middle school – formally known as “The Dark Ages” – was a horrible time in my life. On top of hitting puberty, I had to deal with boys - boys who didn’t know how to react upon my recent development except make jokes about wet T-shirt contests.
I’d like to bring to everyone’s attention the embarrassment that is “Total Sorority Move” (TSM). I have no idea why this passes as the female equivalent to “Total Frat Move” (TFM), but I wish Grandex Co. and the writers/producers of TSM would step it up.
When you woke up today, did you jump out of bed and feel great about yourself? Were you full of belief in what uniquely makes you, you? Were you brimming with glorious self-confidence that threatened to spill out and rule the world?
I don’t think I’m alone out there. It makes for more interesting stories if you go somewhere historic. So here are three places in Florida I designated as “Nerd Trips” – vacation spots where you can have fun and appreciate some history.
Halloween costume shops are nothing short of polarizing. You walk in and half of the store is full of childish, spooky Halloween-kitsch, while the other half resembles a sex shop selling fetish-wear.
I’ve a very dear friend who is weeks away from going under the knife. After meeting with her cosmetic surgeon twice, the two of them decided it would be a reasonably sane idea to perform a tummy tuck on a mother whose body has shed over 50 pounds since her last year of childbearing.