Demps announces intention to return
By MATT WATTS | July 27, 2011The university announced Tuesday that running back Jeff Demps will return to the football team this fall.
The university announced Tuesday that running back Jeff Demps will return to the football team this fall.
The news these past couple of days has been an embarrassment to American politics.
With all the utter stupidity and assclown-ity that has been allowed to run rampant in this town and university, let alone this country, it's incredibly easy to become jaded toward the Big Guy Upstairs. He's probably not that enthused either when he has to explain to other celestial beings that yes - He has to take credit for all his children, including the deadbeat ones who use emoticons in their everyday speech, wear Ed Hardy and actually think George Lopez is funny.
In the next few days, a good number of you will be fully immersed in one of the greatest pains in the backside known to man as you fire up your U-Hauls, break out the boxes and load up your arms with as much stuff as possible as you bid your apartments/houses/glorified shitholes farewell.
Everyone complains about Warped Tour.
Broward Beach may finally start living up to its name.
Nandy Ferguson sees the eventual decline of print textbooks in the future. With new trends in reading options, students are more likely to switch to technologically savvy eReaders.
John Lennon's aspirations as an activist and musician will always be recognized and appreciated by Beatles lovers everywhere.
The blue-and-red flashing "open" sign is only the first level of welcoming Southern hospitality.
Skirts fluttered and flew with the turns as couples young and old glided across the wood floors of the Thelma A. Boltin Center to a range of music from Elvis Presley's "Return To Sender" to Frank Sinatra's "The Tender Trap."
Letters, nails and vehicular sabotage haven't kept two UF biology professors from expressing their belief in evolution.
There will soon be a new way to tame the late-night hunger beast clawing at your stomach.
Here's an alcoholic beverage UF can get behind: red wine.
The UF Student Senate will vote Tuesday on changes to its Rules and Procedures, which could have some tough implications for members of a minority party.
The UF School of Forest Resources and Conservation faces a devastating loss after a fire burned down the Austin Cary Conference Center Tuesday afternoon.
KISSIMMEE, Fla. — With the mid-July sun beating down on the two football fields at Disney’s ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex over the weekend, 64 of the nation’s top high school football players participated in an inter-regional battle for touch football supremacy.
Routinely referred to as the fastest man in college football, Florida running back Jeff Demps has an alter ego, one that has always come second to football.
For the second time in just over a year, Florida safety Matt Elam was cited in downtown Gainesville for underage alcohol possession.
While Will Muschamp’s first crack at hosting a Friday Night Lights camp didn’t produce any new commitments on Friday, it clearly left an impression on many of the undecided recruits in attendance.