On Saturday it is time again to celebrate all that is the great U.S. But America's birthday party is bound to be smaller this year as small city budgets and low monetary contributions have led many cities to dwarf or even altogether cancel Independence Day celebrations.
By the time you read this, you will have only around 12 hours to fix a terrible injustice.
Superman may be bulletproof, submarines may be waterproof, but Hollywood is recession proof.
Three robberies involving students that occurred over the last week are being investigated by the Gainesville Police Department.
Although we currently lack an Opinions Editor, the Editorial Board is still chock-a-block with opinions. As we prepare to celebrate National Let's Light Shit On Fire Day, let us all remember to exercise caution when launching a Roman candle at the feet of our drunkest friend. We hear the emergency room waits on July 4 are more painful than the burns. Plus, no one likes losing digits. Without further adieu, the Editorial Board presents Darts & Laurels.
UF's researchers haven't been shy about asking for stimulus funds for their projects.
How much does UF's athletic department love the university? Something to the tune of $6 million.
A hungry man was arrested after cooking in the kitchen of a UF fraternity house at 1:30 Thursday morning.
It's that time of the year again.
Today, not wearing a seat belt becomes more dangerous to motorists, or at least to their wallets.
A fire in a Woodland Villas apartment on SW 20th Ave. left one unit uninhabitable and the two adjacent units with smoke damage. The owner was not home at the time of the fire.
Students returning to Gainesville for Summer B classes may notice something missing from outside the Fine Arts building: Art.
The failing grade UF's College of Medicine received on a recent American Medical Student Association PharmFree Scorecard is being changed to "in progress."
For lying to his constituency and for losing all credibility over his affair with a woman in South America, the Editorial Board would like to call for the resignation of Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina.
After awarding 2,710 associate degrees last year, Santa Fe College topped national charts by placing sixth in the nation in Community College Week's Top 100 Best Associate Degree Producers for 2009.
There will no longer be a quiet oasis outside the University Galleries on the East side of UF's campus.
Like a bad version of "The Blair Witch Project," amateur video of riots and protests in Iran fill CNN's airwaves. Covering the turmoil in Iran has become en vogue, and publicly declaring one's alignment with Mir-Hossein Mousavi, the emblematic opposition candidate who lost in the last Iranian rigged election three weeks ago, has become as culturally trendy for some as a Free Tibet bumper sticker.
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