Opinion
Lotion in motion
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 14, 2009When male genitalia make an unpublicized appearance on the bus ride to school, you know your morning can only "go up" from there.
Opinion: Editorials
Opinion
City’s fairweather policies need overhaul
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 14, 2009As plummeting temperatures hit Gainesville this week, securing a bed in area homeless shelters has become a hotter commodity than the SG presidency.
Opinion
New ordinance won’t dry up Gainesville overnight
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 13, 2009Making an informed decision can often spell the difference between strutting your stuff to class in a pair of oh-so-tight Sevens or having to hide your face as you duck into the nearest Lane Bryant.
Opinion
BCS gear shouldn’t cost us limbs we can’t spare
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 12, 2009When you're a Gator, you can almost always bet on Christmas coming twice a year.
Opinion
Bye–bye Georgie
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 12, 2009The Editorial Board knows we aren't perfect - look around hard enough and you're bound to come across some minute error somewhere within our pages. But, unlike the outgoing president, when we admit our faults we would like to think we own up to them. Eight long years and you're halfway there, George.
Opinion
Offices so empty you could hear a mouse fart
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 11, 2009The Gators took home the championship, Superman will return to Gainesville and the Alligator Editorial Board rocked "I heart Bernie" T-shirts at work Sunday night.
Opinion
Darts & Laurels
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 8, 2009It's that time of year again. Quickly becoming as commonplace as luminaries like Homecoming and spring break in Cancun, it's the unofficial kickoff to the spring semester - UF finding itself in the BCS National Championship Game.
Opinion
Machen ideology rocks Capitol Hill
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 7, 2009Tim Tebow, take a seat - the Editorial Board has a new hero.
Opinion
Illinois shouldn’t let Burris take Senate seat
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 6, 2009Roland W. Burris wants you to know that he's not here looking for drama.
Opinion
Chomp out fires
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 5, 2009The Editorial Board understands that college students will be, well, college students come Thursday evening.
Opinion
No Mercy: Post–BCS hangovers don’t matter to Machen
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Jan. 5, 2009Apparently reaching the pinnacle of the college football world doesn't mean much to UF President Bernie Machen, who seems to think championships are as commonplace as players like Oklahoma's outspoken Dominique Franks.
Opinion
Parking as important as graduate schools
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 9, 2008We cannot wait for the days when we're successful UF alumni capable of showering our beloved alma mater with donated cash - a "Thank you" for good times, bad times and in-between times we thought we would forget.
Opinion
Sketchy Business
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 9, 2008How many scams have to make their way through Gainesville before its residents realize they shouldn't just look before they take an unforeseen financial leap?
Opinion
Give a Little Bit: Machen’s choice reflects holiday spirit
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 8, 2008In the spirit of the holidays, President Bernie Machen has chosen to donate $285,000 - the amount of his annual bonus - to a scholarship program.
Opinion
The Nose Knows
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 8, 2008Following the lead of a couple other big universities, UF will soon be getting its own signature scents.
Opinion
Big Bucks: Machen should refuse his bonus
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 6, 2008Here at the Editorial Board, we like money, and we aren't afraid to admit it.
Opinion
Blame Game
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 6, 2008The ticketing system employed by the University Athletic Association has more than lived up to its irritating reputation this semester.
Opinion
Darts & Laurels
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 4, 2008First, we would like to send a we-know-we-gave-you-a-hard-time-but-extended-hours-aren't-the-worst-idea-ever LAUREL to UF for the later closing times assigned to the libraries during the week of finals.
Opinion
‘F’ is for fail
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Dec. 3, 2008Congratulations college students of Florida (the state, not the university of), your state's educational report card isn't refridgerator-worthy.
