Walk it out: Jaywalking tickets will slow us down
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Aug. 25, 2008If you're anything like us, then you sprint toward the door the second lecture ends to make it back to your apartment in time for Comedy Central's midday hour of "Scrubs." We can't blame you for rushing home so you can attempt to memorize Dr. Cox's obnoxiously long-winded retorts.