OPINION
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COLUMNS
I’m confused, and it’s the newspaper’s fault
Apr. 22, 2014There have been plenty of times in the past four years I’ve woken up confused.
El Caimán
NEWS
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CAMPUS STUDENT GOVERNMENT
Student Senate approves Accent, SGP executive positions after debate
By Hanna Marcus | Apr. 22, 2014In the last Student Senate meeting of the Spring semester, senators sparked a controversial debate before approving the Student Government executive branch position recommendations.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
Golf coach to retire after second-longest tenure in UF history
By LAYNE WEITZEL< | Apr. 22, 2014After 27 years at the helm of the Florida men’s golf program, coach Buddy Alexander is hanging up his hat.
NEWS
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SFC
Santa Fe College LGBTQ anti-discrimination rule up for approval again
By Erin Meisenzahl-Peace | Apr. 22, 2014If a Santa Fe College student needs to use the bathroom, there are two options: male or female.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
Editor enters adulthood as college career comes to end
By ADAM LICHTENSTEIN< | Apr. 22, 2014My childhood is over.
METRO
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CRIMINAL JUSTICE
University Police to begin taking unused bikes, encourages registering them
By Nathan King | Apr. 22, 2014University Police will soon be on the prowl for bikes left on campus over Summer break.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
Football Saturdays hold meaning for staffer
By ADAM PINCUS< | Apr. 22, 2014I never got the musical talents of my mother. She performed as a child with her musical-group family. I performed on the ball fields (or at least tried to).
METRO
Gator Stompin’ organizers hope to break world's largest pub crawl record
By Brandom Krumins | Apr. 22, 2014May 1 has the potential to go down in Gainesville history — maybe even world history.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
Florida hoping to continue momentum as USF matchup looms
By JORDAN MCPHERSON | Apr. 22, 2014Tim Walton likes where his team is at with the regular season drawing to a close.
METRO
Laughing scientifically confirmed as good medicine, study suggests
By Ashley Kobza | Apr. 22, 2014Giggling your way to good grades may be a possibility.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
Three-star DB plans to visit Gators
By MORGAN MORIARTY | Apr. 22, 2014Good things come to those who wait, or so the saying goes. That adage couldn’t be truer when it comes to high school recruiting.
METRO
Amazon will start charging sales tax in Florida on May 1
By Dominic Utter | Apr. 22, 2014Amazon.com announced last week it will be charging sales tax for Florida customers.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
UAA to improve gameday experience through new fan advisory council
By Jonathan Arnholz | Apr. 22, 2014The University Athletic Association is looking to gain perspective on the fan experience by creating the Fan Advisory Council.
NEWS
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CAMPUS
UF alumna porn star takes stage name from UF journalism professor
By Sean Stewart-Muniz | Apr. 22, 2014UF students Googling office hours for one professor might not like what they find — or they might.
OPINION
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COLUMNS
Online editor asks: How did I get here, and how is everything over already?
Apr. 22, 2014Freshman-year me thought it was so cool that UF had a student-run newspaper.
OPINION
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COLUMNS
Embrace conflict, stories: Managing editor says fond farewell to the Alligator, college
Apr. 22, 2014I’ll probably never forget the Fourth of July last year: I was stuck on a pontoon boat under a bridge in a lightning storm.
OPINION
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COLUMNS
Journalist spreads xenophobic message
Apr. 22, 2014You know those relatives who have too much to drink at family gatherings and end up making jokes that aren’t actually funny and end up offending people? Well, think of CNN journalist Jeanne Moos as your drunken aunt giving a toast at your wedding — except she is completely sober, unrelated to you and addressing a national audience rather than a couple hundred friends and family. And instead of hurting the feelings of you, your spouse and a few others, she mocks an entire culture that is 800 years old.
NEWS
For the Lolz: Life lessons of 'The Office'
By Elena Hoogland | Apr. 22, 2014Although wonderfully comedic and a great distraction from the stress of school, “The Office” slips in quite a bit of life lessons in the nine seasons I blew through on Netflix.
NEWS
For the Lolz: The college food pyramid
By Ashley Mondesir | Apr. 22, 2014A college kids food pyramid looks a bit different from what we're used to.
NEWS
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CAMPUS STUDENT GOVERNMENT
UF Student Government leaders for Accent, SGP to be chosen tonight
Apr. 21, 2014New leaders of SG organizations like Accent Speakers Bureau and Student Government Productions will be chosen tonight.
