Overheard in Gainesville

All I got was this collapsible laundry hamper

Frat bro: "For my high school graduation, my mom took me to Amsterdam so we could smoke together."

- outside Classroom Building 120

She's a spicy one

Female line worker to the 17-year-old new guy struggling to roll a burrito: "Treat it like a boob. Squeeze not too hard, not too soft."

- Chipotle

You mean this thing is for telling time?

Teacher, before a timed quiz: "Do you guys have digital watches or watches with hands on them?"

Ditz: "Um… it has diamonds on it?"

- telecom class