Maybe during the break after this class
Turlington preacher: "Come discuss the Bible and learn the sins of your ways."
Student: "I can't, man. I've got class in two minutes."
Preacher: "Oh, no time to discuss the Bible! Well, you'll have plenty of time to die and go to hell!"
- Turlington, Overheard by: died laughing
I sure hope she's referring to a talking dog
Preppy girl #1: "So I asked him, 'Why are you shitting over there?'"
Preppy girl #2: "And what did he say?"
- Common Grounds, Overheard by: The Polish Hammer
Get it? Executing? I kill myself!
Outraged hippie: "I don't understand why everyone got so worked up over Kevorkian coming to speak. Kevorkian's ideas weren't so bad- he just went about executing them the wrong way."
- Stadium Road, Overheard by: B.Ro
Guy attempts a deep conversation
Guy #1: Man, I've got Avril Lavigne stuck in my head.
Guy #2: Avril Lavigne is a bad singer, man.
Guy #1: Yeah, but she speaks from her heart.
- RTS bus, Overheard by: Hilaryous