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Friday, March 31, 2023

Maybe during the break after this class

Turlington preacher: "Come discuss the Bible and learn the sins of your ways."

Student: "I can't, man. I've got class in two minutes."

Preacher: "Oh, no time to discuss the Bible! Well, you'll have plenty of time to die and go to hell!"

- Turlington, Overheard by: died laughing

I sure hope she's referring to a talking dog

Preppy girl #1: "So I asked him, 'Why are you shitting over there?'"

Preppy girl #2: "And what did he say?"

- Common Grounds, Overheard by: The Polish Hammer

Get it? Executing? I kill myself!

Outraged hippie: "I don't understand why everyone got so worked up over Kevorkian coming to speak. Kevorkian's ideas weren't so bad- he just went about executing them the wrong way."

- Stadium Road, Overheard by: B.Ro

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Guy attempts a deep conversation

Guy #1: Man, I've got Avril Lavigne stuck in my head.

Guy #2: Avril Lavigne is a bad singer, man.

Guy #1: Yeah, but she speaks from her heart.

- RTS bus, Overheard by: Hilaryous

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