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Saturday, April 27, 2024

Ever accidentally eavesdropped and overheard something so ridiculous you had to laugh and tell all your friends later? Well, share it with the rest of us. Send your overheard quotes to dlow@alligator.org.

Whatever, I know all about rocks

Girl in Chinese religions class: Floridians, in general, don't know anything about geography. They don't even know what a peninsula is.

Overheard by KF in Anderson Hall.

Sup, condoms

Girl: I know he is new but something must be wrong with him already.

Friend:Really?

Girl: All he does is sleep all day and cry all night…it's ridiculous!

Friend: He's a BABY! That's what they do!

Overheard by L78 in Turlington Plaza

I wonder what it's like when he says yes

Guy talking about salvia: Dude, did you trip? What was it like?

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Other guy: No, my phone talked to me though.

Overheard by Mighty Moose behind Chipotle on W. University Avenue.

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