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Whatever, I know all about rocks
Girl in Chinese religions class: Floridians, in general, don't know anything about geography. They don't even know what a peninsula is.
Overheard by KF in Anderson Hall.
Sup, condoms
Girl: I know he is new but something must be wrong with him already.
Friend:Really?
Girl: All he does is sleep all day and cry all night…it's ridiculous!
Friend: He's a BABY! That's what they do!
Overheard by L78 in Turlington Plaza
I wonder what it's like when he says yes
Guy talking about salvia: Dude, did you trip? What was it like?
Other guy: No, my phone talked to me though.
Overheard by Mighty Moose behind Chipotle on W. University Avenue.