June 20 marks the first day of summer. In Gainesville, where winter means a long-sleeved shirt and closed-toe shoes, summer is the time you have to lounge by the pool, shoot hoops or play volleyball to attract the attention of potential mates.
When the thermometer reads 93 degrees and the water is begging for our company, temptation can lure us into some underwater mischief.
If you succumb to your nautical desires, don't be fooled by rumors: Scandalous acts in the water also come with risks.
While I'm not endorsing it, water sex is an experience. The benefit of being weightless and the thrill of being in public are an intense rush.
If you're not worried about getting caught, you should worry about what you might catch. Bacteria in the water can cause infections, but too much chlorine can also cause unpleasant problems down below.
When attempting to get it on in the water, be careful of footing. One bad step and you and your partner could be left in pain. The same goes for your movement. This type of nookie calls for deep and slow motions.
Damage control doesn't end there. It's also possible for "that one night in the water" to turn into "that night she got pregnant." Water can seep through the condom, allowing it to slip off. Also, chlorine can break down the condom and wash away spermicide, making the condom less effective.
Water produces no super sperm-killing agent that prevents pregnancy and STDs, and it decreases the effectiveness of non-hormonal contraceptive methods like female diaphragms, cervical caps, the over-the-counter sponge and condoms.
You can make your underwater sex experience safe by taking precautions and using common condom sense. Prior to any water activity, make sure the condom is on securely, and invest in some good lube because water robs us of our natural lubrication, causing friction, pain and condom breakage. A silicone-based lubricant is your best bet because it's water-resistant. When you're finished, be a good patron, and clean up your mess.
The summer is only a three-month affair, so I say indulge in a little risk-taking. If indecent exposure isn't your thing, use the water to heat things up before taking it back to your place.
