Even though he's left UF and the Gators far behind, Tim Tebow is still making us proud in Colorado.
It's been a while since Tebow got drafted and shipped off to Denver, but in addition to breaking the record for the best-selling rookie jersey of all time, he's also become the first spokesperson for Jockey we actually care about.
Jockey needed someone to help them sell plain white T's, and we can't think of anyone plainer and whiter than Tebow.
Watch out Michael Jordan, you've got the most competitive guy in the world working to make sure he sells more underwear and plain white T's than you.
We had given up on thinking major companies could get someone halfway respectable to market their products, let alone someone who is still relevant.
Tiger Woods managed to sour us on celebrity endorsements single-handedly, with his now-infamous extramarital escapades, while simultaneously making us feel ashamed for owning tennis shoes and razors we would have bought anyway.
Predicting the future isn't one of our talents, but we're pretty confident we can buy some new underwear without Tebow disappointing us by publicly embarrassing himself.
That, and we couldn't be happier to contribute to his continued success.
