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10. John Krasinski and Emily Blunt aka "Bluntski"
Sorry Pam, you'll just never be as exotic as the supremely pasty Emily Blunt.
9. Lindsay Lohan and Cocaine aka "LoCo"
In many great relationships, the partners become more and more like each other as time goes on. This is true for Lindsay and Cocaine as well. Based on their pictures together, it appears that Lindsay is now 23 percent cocaine. Aww, they're so cute together.
8. John Lennon and Yoko Ono aka "Fro-yoko"
In case you weren't aware, Yoko Ono is often blamed for breaking up The Beatles. Having never seen a photo of Yoko until now I had really built up how attractive she would be when I pictured her in my head. I mean she broke up The Beatles! After seeing this picture, I'm happy to say she did not disappoint. She's so beautiful that I can hardly believe that she even wanted to be with John Lennon. Seriously, she could be with any one of a million more attractive screaming fans. Why him? Why? I just don't understand.
7. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats aka "Swiss Cheese"
With 14 combined Grammys, these two make up one of the holiest couples in the music industry.
6. Hugh Hefner and his Playboy Bunnies aka "Gross"
How nice, a picture with Hugh and all of his granddaughters. Wait...none of these girls have any of the same physical traits as Hugh. I guess he must have adopted his children. What a great guy!
5. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong aka "Dopey"
Alright so they never technically "dated." However, in 2007 they were seen making out together for several hours. They' haven't been seen together recently, but I have confidence that their combined passion for injecting drugs into their bodies will bring them back to each other someday.
4. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aka "Canary"
At the rate they're having kids, they'll soon have enough for their own family drumline. Also, we've all been waiting for the sequel to Drumline for way too long. Stop toying with our hearts Nick Cannon and just make the next movie already!
3. Michael Jordan and Gambling aka "Space Jambling"
In addition to being the greatest basketball player of all time, Michael Jordan is also one of the most charitable people of all time. While most people like to focus on giving money to a specific cause, MJ takes a more direct route of gambling his money away to random individuals. For example, MJ has reportedly paid $1.25 million dollars to a single person for gambling losses he incurred while golfing. Sure, he could have donated that money to a specific cause like cancer research or fighting diseases in countries where they can't afford healthcare, but as long as you're giving away your excess money you're still a good person, right?
2. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones aka "CatDoug"
Where's Michael Douglas. I can't see anything under all that sag. Bravo to CZJ for loving someone only for their personality.
1. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie aka "Muff.com"
Wow...Gordo really filled out.
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