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Celebrities are some of the most appreciated people in the entire world. However, some of them are just outright annoying. So annoying, that I'd like to give them a piece of my mind. Here is a list of the ten worst celebrities and what I'd like to tell them if I ran into them on the street.
10. Dick Wolf
Biography: Creator of "Law & Order" as well as five Law & Order spinoffs.
A piece of my mind: Does the world really need 298 different episodes of Law and Order: SVU? Thanks for your sturdy, erect, and powerful name Dick Wolf, but no thanks to any more episodes of SVU.
9. Taylor Alison Swift
Biography: Her middle name is Alison and it's spelled with one L.
A piece of my mind: Considering all the breakup songs that you have written, it's pretty amazing that you haven't written one about what happened with the other L.
8. Nicolas Cage
Biography: The lovechild of an angry asian man and a lost girl looking for a party, Nicholas Cage was born into a broken home in the deep soufth on January 7, 1964. He's also a really angry action star.
A piece of my mind: Are you going to make "National Treasure 3" or not. Stop making the world wait Nicolas.
7. Tiger Woods
Biography: Good at putting balls in holes. Additionally, he is a notoriously bad tipper.
A piece of my mind: Hey, stop giving everyone the shaft and give them at least a little tip.
6. Taylor Lautner
Biography: His abs are super fire, but his acting is always surprisingly terrible.
A piece of my mind: Look I get that you're a bad actor, but do you have to look like a llama that just bit into a lemon in every single scene.
5. David Beckham
Biography: Good looking, one of the best soccer players of his time, and the proud owner of a beautiful wife... Oops, I meant to say beautiful life.
A piece of my mind: Are you trying to make me look bad? Because just looking at your face makes me question whether I should be allowed to have children.
4. Judge Judy
Biography: Appointed by Hammurabi to be the people's judge in 1751 B.C, Judge Judy later went on to become Pontius Pilate, the Judge that ruled against Dredd Scott, and now has her very own television show.
A piece of my mind: You'll never be as good as Uncle Phil.
3. Alex Rodriguez
Biography: In the past two years, Alex Rodriguez has made over $60 million. Over the same period, he has missed roughly 100 games due to injury. Additionally, he's been using steroids and prostitutes for several years now and no one seems to care.
A piece of my mind: Oh, I get it; your nickname is "A-rod" because you're just a big, talking dick.
2. Rodney Dangerfield
Biography: The comedic genius of a millennium. He is currently dead.
A piece of my mind (to his tombstone): Why did you have to go and die on me? Why :'(?
A piece of my mind (to him as a ghost): You are the Patrick Swayze to my Demi Moore.
1. Glenn Beck
Bibliography: I'm going to let Glenn speak for himself. Here are some average Glenn Beck quotes.
On Senator Mary Landrieu: "We Know You're Hookin', But You're Just Not Cheap."
On politicians: "They'll sell you and your children into slavery"
On Obama's Policies: "It's 9-11 All Over Again Except We Didn't Have The Collapsing Buildings."
On the Democratic Party: "Funding Terrorists Or Working With Terrorists."
On Obama's personal feelings: "A Deep-Seated Hatred For White People"
A piece of my mind: Fist of all, how dare you equate anything in the political environment to slavery or 9-11. Second of all, Obama isn't the first white person to hate himself a little bit. Third of all, maybe if you hated yourself a little more you could find your way out of your own butt. You probably couldn't though because of all the sticks you have shoved up there.
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