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Friday, September 29, 2023

The glory that is the Hemsworths

There are few things in this world that I love more than a ridiculously attractive man. One of the things I love more than a hot man though, is a hot talented man. What could I love more than a hot talented man? TWO hot talented men. Introducing: The Hemsworth brothers. 

I'm in love with Thor. There, I said it. I love everything about Thor. I love his personality. I love his body (obviously). I love those things online that show what Thor would text if he had a phone. I'd literally sit here laughing at my screen for hours until I decided it was time to look at a picture of Chris Hemsworth shirtless. Then I could sit at my computer looking at that in awe. Liam Hemsworth is pretty great too. But…Thor.

It isn't just their looks that make me love them so. They're both really talented. Liam played the perfect, ideal guy for Miley Cyrus in The Last Song. I think it's his eyes. They just scream "I'm a really nice guy, come to me with your daddy issues". And in Catching Fire? Liam is amazing as Gale. I wasn't a fan of the first movie. But I genuinely believed he was being whipped by a peacekeeper, as his screams echoed through the crisp District Twelve air. As for Chris, he's perfect as Thor. In all his scenes with Loki, you could be convinced that he was torn between trusting Loki and wanting to strangle him for being a traitorous butt. And let's be honest, the only reason we all went to see Snow White and the Huntsman is because Chris Hemsworth was the Huntsman. And he was perfect and beautiful. Given the chance, yes, I would have his babies. Although I didn't see that one race car driver movie he was in, I'm sure he was perfect in that too. He never lets me down. I don't think there's an imperfect bone in his body.

You'd think that no one family deserves two such perfect men. But thats not it. Stop what you're doing right now and google the Hemsworth family. There's. So. Much. More. Perfect. Let's just say Liam and Chris aren't the only attractive Hemsworth brothers. There's another. Talk about blessed genes. 

Therefore, when all you theatre people think about making movies and who you should cast in it, go with a Hemsworth. Always. I can guarantee you will get at least 90 percent of the female population to pay an insane amount of money for a movie ticket to attend your movie. I know I would. There's nothing better than watching a Hemsworth brother (preferably shirtless) on a big screen, while sipping Dr. Pepper and eating chocolate. You could make millions. 

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