Now that all Valentine’s Day festivities are over, you may find that your two-week fling was really just a way to feel less lonely on Valentine’s Day. So you partied too hard over the break, drunkenly confessed your love to your fling — or hooked up with your fling’s best friend — and it’s likely you’re extremely single again. Now you’re left with your only reliable friend: Tinder. What better way to get a date than with a little liquid courage? But please, put away the drunk goggles or you might get catfished.
Good luck and happy swiping!
IF YOU’RE SEEKING A GUY
Take a sip of your drink every time…
A guy is holding a dead fish
A guy is posing with a dead deer
A guy’s bio is completely blank
A guy has a picture in which he is surrounded by girls
Take a shot...
For every corny pickup line in his bio
For every guy with his face covered by his phone (#catfish)
For every guy you social-media stalk and end up finding his girlfriend (Really, bro?)
Every time you run into an Andrew or a Cody
When the guy you super-liked super-likes you back
When you land a date (Meeting up at Grog is not a date.)
Finish your drink if…
All of a guy’s pictures are of him working out
A guy uses more than 10 emojis in his bio
A guy lists all his social media accounts in his bio
He says he’s an athlete but doesn’t show up on the roster
IF YOU’RE SEEKING A GIRL
Take a sip of your drink every time…
A girl poses in front of an American flag
A girl “throws up” her sorority letters at the beach
A girl’s bio includes a Marilyn Monroe quote
A girl has a picture posing at Cantina
For every gym selfie
Take a shot...
For every fake account you encounter
When a girl’s profile picture is with Tim Tebow
For every girl that says she’s not looking for “just a hookup”
For every overly edited profile photo (Where’s your nose?!)
If she states every activity or team she’s ever been a part of
Finish your drink if…
All of a girl’s pictures are group photos
A girl uses more than 10 emojis in her bio
A girl says a guy needs to be at least a certain height in her bio
