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Friday, August 19, 2022
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As you surely know, finals week is here. This means lots of time studying, right? Or it means lots of time spent thinking about studying, texting your friends about how you don’t know anything and, in the end, seeking alcohol. Well if the latter is the case, we have you covered.

Take a sip when…

- You realize how much you’ve spent at Starbucks this week

- You have to physically fight a fellow Gator for a seat near an outlet

- You realize you have 20 lectures to catch up on in two days

Take a shot when…

- You start calculating your grade to find out what you need on the final and see you need 120 percent to get an “A” in the class

- You “accidentally” watch five episodes on Netflix when you were supposed to be studying

- You make grand plans to go study at Library West — but can’t find parking and have to go home

Finish your drink when…

- You watch your friends’ Snapchats and see them laying on the beach because they had early exams

- You hear the music from Midtown and shed a tear over what you’ve become

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- You start crafting an explanation to your parents about what happened to your grades this semester

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