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Sunday, May 26, 2024

This week, we take a less serious approach to the stars with these haikus. Like the poetry often seen on Instagram and Snapchat, these haikus are part horoscope and part joke: Enjoy!


Heart instead of head

Turn attention to home life

Escape, pamper, rest


Keep emotions checked

Probably best to speak out

Make your move on love


Now breathe in the love

No technicalities

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Exhale details


Crawl back to center

remember what has sparks joy

Stop playing yourself


no cash no problem

your positivity

distracts from the lack


You organized fool

but your subtleties save you

stress in class and work


Too many run ins

you're a people magnet

take what you can get


ask your date to pay

for your meal, it’s likely

you'll eat for free


Keep an eye on cash

retrograding mercury,

means you’re a mess, yikes


conserve energy

by detaching from feelings

Keeps them guessing


forget business

If drinking pals aren’t there

money doesnt matter


Dont flip flop around

like the fishy that you are

make a decision

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