I see them out sometimes, and sometimes in class the next day. Bodies dry, withered and hated. Revelry at late night hours in 40-watt splendor. Sloppy and slippery moral codes bound to the most basic human needs.
When I was accepted to UF (after being rejected four times), I yelled. That's how excited I was.
Like classes this week, we have decided to keep this edition of the alligatorSports Brand Picks Column short.
Since I began writing this column at the beginning of the year, I’ve had a few regrets.
Now that whining politicians and journalists have bravely taken a stand against the malt energy phenomenon known as Four Loko, maybe they can now turn their sights to another powerful combination that can be hazardous to those who imbibe it in too-large doses.
This blowout win was exactly what the Gators needed.
People shouldn’t be protesting against immigration reform for illegal aliens. They should be protesting against the immigration laws and system as a whole. For a country founded on immigration, America has some of the most complex, unforgiving, expensive and xenophobic immigration laws of any developed country. The entire system is in dire need of major reform.
Lets be real, when you get fired from a job you’ve had for at least two years, are you really in a cheerful mood?
We here at the alligatorSports Brand Picks Column wish it was Nov. 27 already.
There is no college football carousel.
As I fought off those November blues, I decided to channel surf through the limited cable my apartment complex provides.
Look no further than Patric Young for an indication of how Gators fans should feel after Ohio State smacked Florida 93-75 in the O’Dome on Tuesday night.
Listen closely. Do you hear that? It’s the sound of five hundred million groans as Facebook tweaks itself again, changing the functionality of its inbox to become even more social and even less private.
Just like they do with old newspapers and aluminum cans, Gainesville residents should start to recycle their logic into something more eco-friendly.
Few moments of UF’s beatdown loss to South Carolina could be described as poetic, but there was at least one.
Take off your blue gear for a second.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to fumble!
We here at the alligatorSports Brand Picks Column understand this season has been a little underwhelming.
If you’ve never experienced a feeding frenzy in the savannahs of Africa or in the shark-infested waters that surround the state of Florida, luckily our very own gem in north central Florida can provide you with a similar experience sans zebras.
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