If you aren’t feeling the pain of Summer A tests yet, you’ll feel it soon. If the tests don’t get to you, then maybe the stray bear in Gainesville will. If you’re still standing after that, then look out because we’re tossing our... Darts & Laurels
Since the birth of feminism, it seems its ideology has been engaged in a more-than-happy marriage with radically left, anti-capitalist ideology and has enjoyed being bedfellows with the state.
Earlier this year, Congress passed the Agricultural Appropriations Bill for 2013 and the Farmer Assurance Provision.
We all know the drill. You see an acquaintance from afar. You don’t really feel like talking to him, so you pull out your cellphone and feign interest in it. You keep your eyes glued to the screen so you don’t make eye contact with the person you’re avoiding. Once you’re at a safe distance, the relief sets in that you’ve dodged the proverbial bullet that is face-to-face interaction.
It’s been almost a whole month since our last edition of Darts & Laurels. We at the Alligator newsroom love to throw flowers at the do-gooders and little shafts of metal at the not-so-do-gooders. So, without further ado, we present our we-can-hardly-hold-back-any-longer edition of:
I never imagined I’d run a newsroom.
A Letter to the Editor written Feb. 27 was addressed to “GENIUSES OF JUVENILE JOURNALISM” and ended with “P.S. ARE THOSE YOUR TRUE NAMES OR PSEUDONYMS? THEY’RE HILARIOUS!”
Look to your left, then to your right.
As a semi-withdrawn gay man, I have never had the urge to open an account with Grindr, a social networking app tailored to the male-oriented orientations of the LGBTQ spectrum.
Last week, Stephen Hawking gave humanity a startling prediction.
This week, the prestigious literary magazine Granta announced the authors chosen to appear in its Best of Young British Novelists issue.
What do you do when a national tragedy charges all the way from Boston through air waves and cellphones and tablets and laptops into your news feeds and timelines and hearts?
Did anyone notice anything strange at the Ron Paul speech Monday night?
Publicity stunts are pretty weird. They’re even weirder when they don’t really work, like, at all. We’re talking to you, Aubrey Plaza.
As the current Student Body president at the University of Florida, I am calling on your much-needed support.
We think Justin Bieber is about to reach levels of insanity that match Britney Spears in the early hours of 2008.
Basketball season is over and done with, but there’s one lingering image I have from it.
I know as a law student I tend to shut myself off from the outside world while it gets closer to finals.
Ryan Lochte is the man with his gold medals and gold abs.
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