Obama’s plan real Humans vs. Zombies
By Bryan Griffin | Sep. 15, 2010Everyone loves a good movie.
Everyone loves a good movie.
Call him Mr. Flip-Flop. Call him Mr. Cover-up. Call him Mr. I’ll-Appease-Whomever-I-Can-Get-To-Vote-For-Me.
In a ruling likely to make its way to the U.S. Supreme Court, a federal judge said Tuesday he would not entirely dismiss a 20-state lawsuit against Obamacare.
It’s not like we didn’t see this one coming.
Less than two days after Muslims across the globe celebrated the cancellation of a scheduled Quran burning in Gainesville, France stepped into the anti-Muslim arena as it banned “concealing the face in the public sphere,” a clear reference to the Muslim burqa.
The sense of college is invoked when certain words are uttered. Degree. Campus. Quad. Facebook.
Have you ever watched interviews with Muhammad Ali in the days before his last fight?
Revolutions have to start somewhere.
The military might soon see an overwhelming number of dirty little secrets come out.
I want to clear up misconceptions that were represented about the Inter-Residence Hall Association in Monday’s Alligator. IRHA serves as the major programming arm of UF’s residence halls as well as the students’ voice in the residence halls. Furthermore, IRHA prides itself on its ability to build great leaders out of its ranks, many of whom go on to achieve great things in the university and the world.
IRHA has come a long way these past few years. One would think it would be in the IRHA body’s nature to work together to resolve residence life issues and build community.
I was emboldened by news last week that robotics finally made the technological leap forward necessary to create the one thing that can conceivably save our country from collapsing under the weight of our own self-importance — lying robot politicians.
Through the first 97 minutes of Florida’s football season, Gators fans had little reason to be optimistic.
The proposed Islamic community center known as Park 51 in New York City has drawn a lot of criticism that, quite frankly, makes Americans and the media look absolutely foolish.
The circus came to town this week.
The Gators lost, but the fans won.
One week is all the Gators will get.
Gen. Petraeus said it may endanger troops if the Quran burning occurs. Hillary Clinton called their planned inferno disgraceful. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the international fiasco distasteful. Gov. Charlie Crist called it offensive.
While drunkenly watching “Closer,” I vaguely remember Natalie Portman saying, “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s better if you do.” And it made me think: Could I pull off a pink wig?