Mediocre Advice: Men, monogamy and mathematics
By Julia Nevins | Mar. 23, 2016Dear Mediocre,
Dear Mediocre,
With limited tickets remaining, the Hippodrome State Theatre is looking like the place to be Saturday night.
With the men’s NCAA basketball tournament underway and March Madness in full swing, I thought I’d remind you if your bracket isn’t ruined by now, it will be. You know that one guy you’re friends with on Facebook who feels like he has to mention how his bracket is in the 95th percentile on ESPN.com? Yeah, his bracket is screwed as well. All of ours are.
Istanbul and Ankara in Turkey and, now, Brussels: three major cities devastated by terrorist attacks in the past two weeks alone, resulting in the deaths of so many innocents and leaving countless more injured. In fact, since November’s attacks in Paris, Beirut and Baghdad, hundreds of terrorist attacks claimed by groups such as the Islamic State, al-Shabbab and al-Qaeda affiliates have wreaked devastation in communities and cities across the world. These desperate times call for us to stand together in solidarity, in unity and in peace, much like the vigils and demonstrations of empathy we’ve so graciously seen in broadcasts and on our news feeds. Unfortunately, this is not all we’ve seen.
Florida is now a state at high threat to the Zika Virus which is transmitted quickly through a single mosquito bite. The Zika Virus is just transferred to a human if the biting mosquito is infected with the virus. Currently there are 81 cases of the Zika Virus in Florida.
Nelson Maldonado slid into third with a triple, but he wasn’t satisfied.
Gloria Rodriguez is tired of landlords discriminating against her.
For the first time since 1999, the Gators will play in their third-consecutive true road game tonight in Washington D.C.
Some called it a time to reconnect with the community, while others called it stunt by law enforcement to redirect public attention.
Stefan Musser walked into Ustler Hall expecting to date a feminist woman Tuesday night.
University Police arrested a UF employee Tuesday after police said a gun was found in a jacket she left in the Reitz Union.
The Floridian Golf Club in Palm City has never been kind to the Florida Gators.
Andrew Lim opened a piece of paper that read, “Smile, it’s contagious,” on the Plaza of the Americas on Tuesday.
Law students dunked UF College of Law’s Dean Laura Rosenbury at the 10th Annual Multicultural Fair on Tuesday.
The infamous Zika virus is closer to home than some may think.
West University Avenue provides us UF students with an outlet from being constantly contained on campus. Restaurants serve as alternatives to what many call “on-campus dining.” Some students make their ways to University Avenue on the weekends to relieve the stress the everyday weekday grind brings. More than anything, University Avenue is significant because it’s a walking distance escape from school, opportune for fleeting moments. But it could use some improvements, and some only require reprogramming and little bit of paint.
When Vernon Hargreaves III first picked up a football, this moment was already in his mind.
Sunday’s events have left many of us here at the Alligator heavy-hearted. We’ve reported on more student deaths and tragedies this semester than we can care to count, yet 16-year-old Robert Dentmond’s death is particularly troubling for us to discuss.
The reigning four-time Southeastern Conference swimming and diving champions begin their toughest four days of competition today.