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OPINION  |  DARTS LAURELS

Darts & Laurels: September 22, 2016

Sep. 22, 2016

You’re sitting on the edge of a river bank, staring intently into your reflection. Minnows swim in circles around the reflection of yourself. You feel the soft breeze blow across your face, rustling the leaves of the trees behind you. It sounds like the wind is whispering something. You turn around and try to listen. Unable to make it out, you turn back to look at your reflection. To your horrid surprise, it’s gone. You feel a slimy tap on your shoulder. It’s your reflection, wet and covered in minnows. “Darts & Laurels,” it says to you. Leaning closer and closer, it says one last time before disappearing…

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METRO

101 Cantina files countersuit for damages after receiving eviction notice

By Caitlin Ostroff | Sep. 22, 2016

101 Cantina filed Tuesday to countersue the property owner trying to evict the Midtown restaurant and bar.

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METRO  |  CRIMINAL JUSTICE

GPD seeks owner of 16 marijuana plants

By Martin Vassolo | Sep. 22, 2016

Gainesville Police are searching for the owner of 16 marijuana plants.

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METRO

‘I’m tired of the dialogue’

By Catherine Dickson | Sep. 22, 2016

Christina Gladney wants change.

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NEWS  |  CAMPUS

UF professor nominated president-elect of Paleontological Society

By Alexandra Northcott | Sep. 22, 2016

A UF professor will take his fossil fascination to new heights after being nominated president-elect of the Paleontological Society.

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METRO  |  CRIMINAL JUSTICE

Residents voice concerns over GPD burglary initiative

By Martin Vassolo | Sep. 22, 2016

At apartment parking lots across Gainesville, police officers have been issuing vehicle security “report cards” to deter burglaries.

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OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Controversial or not, UF administration should let Milo Yiannopoulos speak

Sep. 22, 2016

 A few weeks ago, the conservative UF organization Turning Point announced plans to invite Milo Yiannopoulos to speak later this semester on campus. Yiannopoulos is a Breitbart News contributor, notorious Twitter troll and vocal critic of feminism, Islam and political correctness. Some even consider him to be an emerging spokesman for the “alt-right,” a nationalist, nativist and anti-multicultural alternative to mainstream Republican conservatism.

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NEWS  |  CAMPUS

Exams, not sex: UF students change anti-Tennessee sign after complaints to GPD

By Martin Vassolo | Sep. 22, 2016

At the urging of Gainesville Police, the UF students behind an anti-Tennessee sign altered it slightly Thursday night.

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METRO  |  CRIMINAL JUSTICE

Man arrested for cutting power, committing multiple burglaries

By Caitlin Ostroff | Sep. 21, 2016

Gainesville Police arrested an Archer man Tuesday in connection to four burglaries.

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NEWS  |  CAMPUS

Students react after Tinder adds Spotify songs to profiles

By Robyn Wilbar | Sep. 21, 2016

In search of the “love of his life,” 21-year-old Nico Tackfield logs onto Tinder about four nights a week.

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NEWS  |  CAMPUS

After hazing allegations, fraternity placed on probation following internal investigation

By Melissa Gomez | Sep. 21, 2016

UF’s chapter of Beta Theta Pi was placed on probation Wednesday after allegations of hazing were investigated.

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METRO

A 20-year buzz: Grog House celebrates anniversary

By Katie Mellinger | Sep. 21, 2016

Known for its cheap alcohol and cramped dance floor, Grog House Bar and Grill will celebrate 20 years of drunken debauchery tonight.

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SPORTS  |  COLUMNS

Roundtable: Can UF preserve winning streak over Tennessee?

Sep. 21, 2016

It’s been 11 years since Tennessee beat Florida, but the Volunteers are feeling confident heading into this season’s matchup. The Vols are playing at home, they’re highly ranked and they’re seven-point favorites.

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SPORTS  |  FOOTBALL

Notebook: Callaway likely to play against Tennessee

By JORDAN MCPHERSON | Sep. 21, 2016

Antonio Callaway had last weekend off against North Texas as he tended to his injured quad.

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THE AVENUE  |  ART AND THEATER

UF debuts new play about ethnicity and identity

By Janiece Sebris | Sep. 21, 2016

The UF School of Theatre and Dance’s production “The New Mrs. Tesman” will open Friday.

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THE AVENUE  |  MUSIC

First Magnitude to host benefit concert for elephants

By Monica Humphries | Sep. 21, 2016

Last November, a bike equipped with an enormous elephant sculpture rode down the streets of Gainesville. Behind it, cyclists pulled a small stage with the local band Flat Land.

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NEWS  |  CAMPUS

Students can vote for 2017 Big Orange Festival acts

By Catherine Dickson | Sep. 21, 2016

Students now have a say in which musician and comedian will come to UF in Spring.

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THE AVENUE  |  MOVIES AND TV

Fall movie preview: what to watch

By Andrew Osorio | Sep. 21, 2016

Fall is here, and the climate is changing. No, I’m not talking about the outdoors — we’ve got a few months left of 80- to 90-degree weather. I’m talking about the climate of film: out with the summer blockbusters and in with the Oscar bait and film-festival favorites. For those of you wondering what exactly there is to look forward to, here’s a preview of some buzz-generating projects that I think are worth highlighting.

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METRO

GPD officers wait tables for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

By Molly Donova | Sep. 21, 2016

When Christine Lampp arrived at Chili’s Grill and Bar on Wednesday night, she said she thought it had been robbed.

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OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Life is a (metaphorical) highway: an analysis of driving habits and life

Sep. 21, 2016

I love my mother, and I hate stereotypes about Asian women, but I’m going to come clean and say this: She is not a good driver. I, unfortunately, have inherited this trait from her.