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Tuesday, May 20, 2025

El Caimán

Florida Alligator
OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Post-graduation marriage a bad idea

Not long ago, I had a friend, who was recently married, pull me aside in a men's room when I had brought a date to have dinner with him and his wife. The desperation in his eyes told me all I needed to know. "Please tell me you're going to sleep with this girl," he told me, "because I can't. My life is over. Look at me, look me in the eyes: Don't. Ever. Get. Married. You got that? Ever. Don't get me wrong, she's great, but she's ALWAYS THERE."


Florida Alligator
OPINION  |  LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

UF budget must include stimulus money

I know many of us are breathing a sigh of relief because the worst of the budget cuts facing the University of Florida a few months ago have not come to pass. Unfortunately, 67 people are still facing the possible loss of their jobs ­- many of them are the underappreciated staffers who keep the school running.



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