Column: McElwain, Harbaugh should be put in charge of U.S. nuclear arsenal
By Ethan Bauer | Aug. 28, 2017Florida’s Jim McElwain, Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh and a bouquet of other college football coaches are wasting their time drawing up plays to move a ball up and down a rectangle. No, based on how much paranoia, control and secrecy they like to involve in such an arbitrary task, it’s clear they belong somewhere else: the U.S. military.