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Day after day, people praise the same old inventions. I mean, I get it, but I'm tired of hearing about how important the wheel, fire, and sliced bread are to our daily lives. That's why I took it upon myself to give some praise to a few of the things we take for granted. Here are the top 10 most underrated inventions.
10. Chairs: The combination of back and butt support created by chairs is true beauty. Getting up from the ground is hard and embarrassing, especially for people that are so fat they can't lift their own body weight. Thank you chairs.
9. Earrings: Unfortunately, your face stays the same every day. Sure, over a long time your face will look a little bit different, but that doesn't help with the boring face that you have now. Luckily, earrings can jazz up your face and make it look just slightly different than it did the day before.
8. Dance Pants: Nothing makes my butt look better than a fresh pair of dance pants. You're welcome society.
7. Sororities: By containing all of the people that join sororities in one place, sororities actually do society a great service.
6. Chick-fil-A sauce: It's hard to appreciate Chick-fil-A sauce enough. While fans of Chick-fil-A constantly promote the sauce, their efforts are still not enough. Until Chick-fil-A sauce is found on every tabletop at every restaurant, I will not be satisfied. Note: if you consume less sauce than chicken when you eat Chick-fil-A, you're not eating right (the first step to being a well balanced person is eating a well balanced meal).
5. Remote: There's nothing worse (sorry world hunger) than when you lose the remote and have to get up every time you want to change the channel or adjust the volume.
4. Refrigerator: Nothing protects you from a nuclear explosion quite like a refrigerator. The lead lined walls keep you safe from the blast, while the extremely plush padding on the inside keeps you from hurting yourself when the refrigerator flies a few hundred yards in the air.
3. Diapers: Public restrooms are disgusting. That's why, just like Kim Kardashian, I never leave home without wearing a diaper.
2. Cup holders: Holding a cup full of liquid between your legs because you want to keep your hands free is a surefire recipe for disaster. Hooray for cup holders.
1. Tiny ponies:
They're cute and you can ride them. What more could you want? Fun fact: only penguins (the 2nd best animal) that reach Nirvana can be reincarnated as tiny ponies. Here is an educational video about tiny ponies in the best format of any educational video ever.
Photos courtesy of (top to bottom): sodahead.com, cosmopolitan.com and tumblr.com
