Zombies take out humans
By Andrew Wyzan | Feb. 28, 2010The UF zombie apocalypse ended with the human resistance losing with zombies feasting on their brains.
The UF zombie apocalypse ended with the human resistance losing with zombies feasting on their brains.
Student Body President Jordan Johnson shows contempt for democracy. On Thursday morning, the lame-duck president asked the UF Board of Trustees to move forward with creating a new tuition fee to fund an unnecessary expansion of the Reitz Union, ignoring the will of the majority of students who voted against such a fee in last week’s election.
The outer walls of Mrs. Turner’s third grade class were once beige cinder blocks.
In his State of the Union address, President Obama enumerated ongoing problems requiring his attention: health care, the economy, job creation, environmental issues and lack of renewable fuels. In doing so, he suggested that increasing agricultural exports would help solve some of these problems.
Kambale Musavuli said former vice president Dick Cheney has a piece of the Congo in his heart.
Both SG parties were found guilty of campaign violations and were charged small fines.
Despite 56 percent opposition to a new fee, Student Body President Jordan Johnson and Alex Cornillie, the Renew Your Reitz campaign spokesman, say that the issue of a fee to pay for Reitz Union expansion is not off the table.
Organizers were hoping to raise $5000. Poor turnout is being blamed on foul weather.
The 500 people who gathered at Santa Fe College Friday and Saturday night for the third annual Stars Night Out benefit were celebrating more than the arts.
After an 8.8-magnitude earthquake struck 200 miles southwest of Santiago, Chile, early Saturday morning, UF has contacted a student in Chile and is taking measures to provide relief for the catastrophe.
Heading into No. 4 Florida’s meet against No. 16 Auburn, UF coach Rhonda Faehn wanted her team to score well on the road and eclipse the 195.475 it scored at N.C. State.
Both Gators tennis teams will enter Southeastern Conference play with perfect home records, top-10 rankings and impressive non-conference victories.
Going into the John Hayt Invitational in Ponte Vedra Beach, the No. 3 Florida men’s golf team was the highest ranked team on the course.
Do you find it hard to decide whether to use free weights or machines when working out? Read on to learn the pros and cons of both forms of exercise.
ATHENS, Ga. — Dan Werner’s coaches and teammates consistently praise him for doing the little things — hustling, boxing out and making the extra pass.
On a day when the weather was cold, the Florida bats came out hot.
Heading into No. 4 Florida’s meet against No. 16 Auburn, UF coach Rhonda Faehn emphasized how she wanted her team to score well on the road and drop the 195.475 it scored against N.C. State.
Florida may have played its way into the NCAA Tournament on Tuesday night, but coach Billy Donovan didn’t want to talk about it.
After struggling with his command in his first start of the season, Tommy Toledo blamed it on jitters.
No matter what style of play Northwestern State (8-2) brings to Gainesville this weekend, the Gators figure to be ready for it.