At this stage in my life, the only practical benefit to regular exercise is improving my sexual attractiveness. (Health? I’m good, thanks. I voted for Obama, and he’s got me covered there.) I’ll pick up a dumbbell when the other channels of attracting women become obsolete.
All right, boys, wake up. These simple resolutions will help you score just a little bit more. As for all you boys who like boys? Don’t worry. I know your games, too. We’ll get to you all soon enough.
When you’re wearing metallic gold Christian Louboutin pumps, who needs a plot line?
Based on T.S. Eliot’s “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats” and composed by theater proficient Andrew Lloyd Webber, “Cats” celebrates the lives and stories of a variety of dancing, prancing cats.
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Your belly might be full, but your pockets are probably empty because, let’s face it, the magic of Christmas isn’t free. Imagine you have only $30 left in your wallet. Here are the best deals around town to make your first weekend of spring semester a memorable one:
Norm Sassner, the local census office manager, said part-time jobs as census takers, supervisors and crew leaders are still available.
The end of a decade is naturally a time for reflection, and the end of this decade has inspired overwhelmingly bad reviews from everyone who has taken the time to ponder the last ten years of depressing suckitude.
The question is, nearly a decade later, is it still too soon for 9/11 references?
It’s almost that time again. That time when no one is safe from the mass of blue, orange and red fliers.
What do Michael Cera, sex-crazed teenagers and gratuitous violence have in common? They are all mashed up in the new film “Youth in Revolt,” a teen sex comedy opening nationwide in theaters tomorrow. You may have, by now, been exposed to the subtly salacious trailer or seen the posters with Cera’s boyish face around campus.
Chandler Parsons’ miracle 75-foot game-winner at N.C. State on Sunday may have salvaged Florida’s Christmas break, but it didn’t hide the ugly truth from Billy Donovan.
The revolving door of coaches at Florida continues to spin.
Jennifer Mossor’s New Year’s resolution may as well have been to have a healthy rest of the season.
As students start a new semester, a recent study recommends they take note of their new classmates — one of them might have a criminal record.
To say that living as a transgender American is difficult is probably an understatement. But with the national spotlight beaming down on you (not to mention press camera lights), it just plain “sucks,” according to Amanda Simpson.
Last decade was not a fun decade in which to grow up.
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