Katy Perry was right. In California, the grass is always greener. And as of last week, getting caught with an ounce or less of grass won’t get you jail time, it will only get you a $100 fine and a citation. For those playing at home, that’s about three days of parking citations from UF and less than one citation for using a duplicate decal.
Like several other aspects of this season, Florida’s loss last Saturday immediately drew comparisons to another moment in the Urban Meyer era.
Everybody with cable TV and a proclivity toward captivating car-wreck television has an opinion on the sorta-famous young mothers on MTV’s “Teen Mom,” but this week marks the first time police started a case against someone based solely on what the baby momma did on MTV.
I am furious and cannot keep silent any longer. For those who are not aware, there has been a series of suicides over the last few weeks with a common theme: people who were being harassed for their sexuality. We all (or at least should) remember Matthew Shepard, the gay student at the University of Wyoming who was brutally beaten and left on a split-rail fence in the middle of nowhere to die.
In reality this game didn’t mean much, but its result sent one very clear message.
The apparent source of all evil has been called out again by President Obama, and I’m not talking about the Georgia Bulldogs.
The talk of the week has been how Florida plans to contain Alabama’s superstar running back tandem of Mark Ingram, last year’s Heisman Trophy winner, and Trent Richardson, who sounds like a lock for the 2011 Heisman Trophy if you listen to those singing his praises.
The Red River Shootout has lost its luster, but that doesn’t matter to us here at the alligatorSports Brand Picks Column.
What is it about the words ‘‘I’m sorry” that makes it impossible to repeat them?
With so much focus at home, our current government is letting a lot happen abroad.
Before you start cleaning your grill and marinating your steak in preparation for Saturday’s showdown, take a step back.
Well, it looks like I survived the shellacking from last week. I was overwhelmed by the feedback, and I want to clarify that I believe Humans vs. Zombies is a valuable student organization here at UF, just like any other. I in no way intended to compare them to Dove World or any of the real plagues that are affecting UF.
Since the time of our founding during the spring 2009 election cycle, the Unite Party has been committed to delivering real, tangible results to the Student Body.
Sitting in an Atlanta subway car last December, my senses were overwhelmed with orange and blue.
Facing intense public scrutiny and lower approval ratings than Casey Anthony, Congressional Democrats decided this week to do the one thing that could give them a lift in the polls.
It probably struck in the middle of the night, some divine inspiration accompanied by angels and trumpets and a voice from on high.
For those of you who might have forgotten lately, Charlie Crist is, in fact, still the governor of Florida.
Look out Democrats, it’s time to party like it’s 1994! Well, kind of.
While I was in New York for the summer covering the Mets, I met a nice guy who went to Miami for college and currently works for the Wall Street Journal.
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