After the blur that was my 21st birthday, I found myself sober enough to realize fall was officially upon us. I don’t know about you, but I sincerely detest fall.
Queen Elizabeth I was an unexpected political genius dedicated to her country and her people in a manner that had been seen in few monarchs before her. Stepping into her position as one of the first female heads of state, Queen Elizabeth I brought the English people through both domestic and foreign crises in determined strides.
Let’s get this straight: The Gators aren’t purposefully struggling on offense.
There is a menace slowly creeping across UF’s campus.
Teryl Austin wants his players to stop tweeting. Or twittering. Or twerping. Whatever it is they do — what are they calling it?
While many new students might be completely unaware, there are about four dozen free-roaming bison hidden on the 21,000 acres of Paynes Prairie.
Here’s all you need to know about Tennessee: The Vols ran a flea-flicker to throw the ball to a tight end on an out route.
George Washington tried to warn us about the evils of political parties in America during his farewell address 214 years ago. However, since this is America, no one listened.
I hate to say it, but Washington, D.C., has a pretty terrible record of helping the little guy, even when they try the hardest.
Growing up we’re taught the very important lesson of determination. We can accomplish anything we put our minds to, we’re told. Our goals are nothing but a few steps away. Our childhood dreams would always come true.
If you want to make the news, do something stupid.
Everyone loves a good movie.
The sense of college is invoked when certain words are uttered. Degree. Campus. Quad. Facebook.
Have you ever watched interviews with Muhammad Ali in the days before his last fight?
I want to clear up misconceptions that were represented about the Inter-Residence Hall Association in Monday’s Alligator. IRHA serves as the major programming arm of UF’s residence halls as well as the students’ voice in the residence halls. Furthermore, IRHA prides itself on its ability to build great leaders out of its ranks, many of whom go on to achieve great things in the university and the world.
I was emboldened by news last week that robotics finally made the technological leap forward necessary to create the one thing that can conceivably save our country from collapsing under the weight of our own self-importance — lying robot politicians.
Through the first 97 minutes of Florida’s football season, Gators fans had little reason to be optimistic.
The proposed Islamic community center known as Park 51 in New York City has drawn a lot of criticism that, quite frankly, makes Americans and the media look absolutely foolish.
The Gators lost, but the fans won.
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