Opinion

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Opinion

Regarding David Parrott’s email to students

Sep. 22, 2016

UF’s Vice President of Student Affairs’ David Parrott’s “incomprehension” statement is factually false because it incorrectly implies that violence has only occurred against blacks across the nation. The Washington Post reported July 8 that of the 509 people who had been killed by police in 2016, 123 were African-American. That means about 75 percent of the people killed were not African-American. To say there was only violence against blacks across the nation is, and continues to be, a blatant and intolerable misstatement of fact.

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Sports

Roundtable: Can UF preserve winning streak over Tennessee?

Sep. 21, 2016

It’s been 11 years since Tennessee beat Florida, but the Volunteers are feeling confident heading into this season’s matchup. The Vols are playing at home, they’re highly ranked and they’re seven-point favorites.

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Opinion

Giving up freedom for the sake of security: analyzing Snowden's decision

Sep. 21, 2016

Oliver Stone’s movie “Snowden” came to theaters Friday. The true-story drama follows the lead-up and fallout surrounding the infamous NSA contractor’s decision to release thousands of top-secret documents and flee the country to avoid prosecution by the U.S. government.

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Opinion

The internet of North Korea

Sep. 21, 2016

The internet is a wonderful thing. On Monday, it blessed us with a strange yet immensely fascinating look into a previously mysterious corner of itself: North Korea’s internet. By some accounts, it’s hard to believe North Korea even has internet. But this past weekend, the doors were accidentally opened to North Korea’s websites — all 28 of them. For the citizens of the closed-off, dictator-led poverty-stricken nation, that basically is their internet.

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Opinion

Surprise: The 2016 election actually has precedent

Sep. 21, 2016

We are amid the most unusual presidential election of our lifetime. It features a career politician against a Washington outsider; a liar versus a loose cannon. Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Party’s preferred choice, and her candidacy are unsurprising. And this time last year, few expected Donald Trump to be the Republican Party’s nominee. His rise has rocked the political landscape.

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Opinion

Life is a (metaphorical) highway: an analysis of driving habits and life

Sep. 21, 2016

I love my mother, and I hate stereotypes about Asian women, but I’m going to come clean and say this: She is not a good driver. I, unfortunately, have inherited this trait from her.

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Sports

Column: College athletes shouldn’t be silenced for daring to be different

By Ethan Bauer | Sep. 20, 2016

Let’s talk about freedom.

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Opinion

The impact of consumerism on charity

Sep. 20, 2016

Recently our opinions editor was walking by Tijuana Flats on University Avenue and saw pink ribbons scrawled in paint across the windows. These ribbons, obviously symbolizing the global fight against breast cancer, really resonated with him. His mother is a breast cancer survivor. Also, his love of burritos is unparalleled.

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Opinion

Stop grammar shaming: We all drop letters every once in a while

Sep. 20, 2016

Throughout elementary school, I — like many others — was taught to say “John and I went to the store,” and not “me and John.” You shouldn't say “I ated the sandwich” or forget that you’re you (and that’s your bag). And never, ever start a sentence with a conjunction.

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Opinion

Support each other and help change society

Sep. 20, 2016

As a 22-year-old female college student, certain things are expected of me.

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Opinion

Thoughts on Rate My Professors' ‘Hotness’ rating

Sep. 20, 2016

Oh, ratemyprofessors.com, my darling, my muse. How I long for your infinite wisdom during add/drop week. You show me the level of effort I will have to put into each of my courses before I even enroll. You save me money on textbooks by assuring me that my Western Civilization professor won’t use it.

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Opinion

One more SpongeBob column

Sep. 19, 2016

This week, I wanted to talk about “SpongeBob SquarePants” again. I also wanted to talk about slapstick, but I feel like I didn’t waste enough of your time explaining exactly why I wanted to delve so deeply into a show geared toward kids. So, I’m going to explain that: why exactly I want to delve so deeply into a show geared toward kids. Let’s go.

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Opinion

Lessons from ‘Star Wars’ on loneliness and escapism

Sep. 19, 2016

As I said last week, I will be exploring in the next few columns the effects of modern technology with our postmodern society, for good and for ill. Last week I discussed how smartphones and social media are often used as means to escape our deeper insecurities. This week I will still be discussing this theme of escaping, but in a different way. And I will be addressing not just social media, but technology as a whole: video games, the internet, binge watching on Netflix or Hulu, etc.

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Opinion

Let's talk about Tim Tebow.

Sep. 19, 2016

Dear readers, we need to have a serious talk about Tim Tebow.

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Opinion

Dealing with the uncertainty of post grad life and senior year anxieties

Sep. 19, 2016

Anyone who has interacted with me on a personal level or read my columns with some sort of frequency (Hi, Mom) knows that the gaping void known as ‘post graduate life’ has terrified me for some time now. From that fateful Preview session during which I was delicately reminded to keep the job market in mind when picking a major, to those recent sleepless nights spent torturing myself with questions like “Do I really want to go to law school?” any thoughts about the not-so-distant future have resulted in more anxiety than excitement.

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Sports

Column: Florida’s defense needs to be its savior

By JORDAN MCPHERSON | Sep. 18, 2016

Jalen Tabor spoke quietly and confidently.

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Opinion

Cheney-s of love: Finding the wrong election role model

Sep. 18, 2016

We all have role models. Well, all of us except for J. Cole. In his song “No Role Modelz,” Cole points out that in this day and age, no role models exist for us to look up to anymore. The desire to live a humble lifestyle has since been replaced with the obnoxious, tacky and entirely superficial placeholders. Young people used to look up to athletes who didn’t use performance-enhancing drugs, politicians who made compromises to reach success for the betterment of this country and celebrities who engaged in philanthropic causes — not celebrities who get “Made in China” breast implants (read: a Kardashian) or “Made in Thailand” lip injections (read: a Kardashian).

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Opinion

Crushing gender oppression with a pair of heels

Sep. 18, 2016

I’m one of those people who wears heels on campus. You can catch me doing high-knees as I power my way up North Lawn or swinging from tree to tree as I teeter-totter across the Plaza of the Americas.

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Opinion

Sing me a happy (or sad or angry) song, but nothing else

Sep. 18, 2016

Our musical tastes are unbelievably polarized. There are very few popular songs that take a middle ground when it comes to emotion. Why does our generation seem to enjoy incredibly depressing, intensely angry or extraordinarily happy music? There is likely no single answer to this, but there is one I feel is the most probable.

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Opinion

Trump campaign coming apart at the seams after no pivot

Sep. 18, 2016

“President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.”