Opinion
Comedy Schmomedy: Glenn Close pretended to be drunk, and it was awesome
Jan. 14, 2013To quote Tina Fey, “Bitches get stuff done.”
Opinion
Sports
Butler refreshingly honest in defeat
By ADAM PINCUS | Jan. 14, 2013Coach Amanda Butler left her team with more questions than answers after squandering a victory against the team from Rocky Top.
Opinion
Loganville woman jumped to the gun
Jan. 13, 2013We can learn a lot about the problematic illusion-making tendencies of the discourse on guns by analyzing a recent news story from Loganville, Ga.
Sports
Apathy hampering Florida women’s basketball program
By JOE MORGAN | Jan. 13, 2013Florida’s 78-75 overtime loss to No. 9 Tennessee was a wasted opportunity.
Opinion
Kanye and Kim’s baby: What to expect
Jan. 9, 2013Kim Kardashian, living brand and professional Beyoncé wannabe, made headlines Dec. 30 when her beau Kanye West announced her pregnancy at a concert in Atlantic City.
Opinion
A list of characters who should be banned from 2012 recognition
Jan. 8, 2013We should start treating people like we treat words. If we can ban the stupid things people say, then wouldn’t it just make sense to ban the stupid people?
Sports
Muschamp aiming to achieve Saban’s Process at Florida
By GREG LUCA | Jan. 8, 2013With only 7 minutes of game time separating the Crimson Tide from a second consecutive national championship, A.J. McCarron and Barrett Jones were pissed.
Sports
The Rally: Which departing player will Florida miss the most in 2013?
By ADAM PINCUS | Jan. 7, 2013Josh: It’s no secret the Florida offense was the team’s weakness throughout the 2012 season. Some might think it was detrimental to the Gators’ 2013 campaign that leading receiver Jordan Reed declared for the NFL Draft last weekend.
Opinion
Elegy of an apocalypse: A high school tale
Jan. 7, 2013Well, the world didn’t end like the Mayans said it would.
Sports
Get to know the Alligator this semester
By JOE MORGAN | Jan. 6, 2013For those of you who were here during the summer, you’re likely well aware that I’m a movie buff. I bombarded you with references to “John Carter” and “The Dark Knight Rises” like my life depended on it. Fortunately for you, I toned it down during the fall.
Opinion
Loser Lohan - Media should probably just lay off
Dec. 4, 2012We’ve got trouble, right here in the USA. Trouble with a capital ‘T,’ that rhymes with ‘L,’ that stands for Lindsay Lohan.
Sports
BCS sham in need of playoff
By JOE MORGAN | Dec. 3, 2012You don’t need an on-air rant by ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit to know that Sunday night’s BCS Selection Show was a complete joke.
Opinion
Much Better - Too much instant competition
Dec. 3, 2012If you haven’t heard of John Mulaney, then I’m sorry, because you won’t care about the beginning of this column.
Sports
Picks: Conference Championships
Nov. 29, 2012We here at alligatorSports Brand Picks Column weren’t the most well-off in the financial department to begin with. Then we turned into a bunch of degenerates and bought way too many Powerball tickets on Wednesday night.
Sports
UF deserves spot in title game
By JOE MORGAN | Nov. 26, 2012When No. 1 Notre Dame takes the field for the BCS National Championship Game in Miami on Jan. 7, a Southeastern Conference team will be on the opposite sideline.
Sports
Picks: Florida State
Nov. 19, 2012The demise of Hostess would have counted Twinkies as one of the victims of a tough economy, but it would have been good riddance, right? Sugar is for the weak.
Opinion
Don’t Call Him “General Betray-Us” - Why his affair matters
Nov. 12, 2012Here are some quick facts that you need to know in order to make real conversation this week.
