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OPINION | COLUMNS

Pros of legal weed need consideration

Mar. 29, 2009

Stoners everywhere have been getting mixed signals lately thanks to the Obama administration's stance on legalizing marijuana. Last week, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton visited Mexico for her first diplomatic tour of the country that has been rocked by more than 7,300 deaths in the Mexican government's war on drugs. Clinton alluded to a change in U.S. drug policy after conceding that America's voracious appetite for drugs only fuels the problem.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Future for ‘Generation Y’ appears bleak thanks to apathy

By ERIC CHIANESE | Mar. 29, 2009

Today's installment of the Eric Chianese Chronicles will bring to the forefront something that's been on my mind quite a bit lately--and I warn you in advance, this isn't for the faint of heart.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Darts & Laurels

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 26, 2009

With a mere month remaining in the semester, the Department of Darts & Laurels is starting to worry about our currently nonexistent plans for the summer.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Morning–after kit cures walk of shame

By ASHLEY ROSS | Mar. 26, 2009

It's 9:17 a.m. He's still asleep, of course. You're wearing his clothes, but there's no way you're going to wear them home. And your only other option is a little red dress and leopard stilettos. But with a 10:40 a.m. class and a desperately needed shower, you swallow your pride and brave the streets.

OPINION | LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Opportunity Scholars deserve their awards

By BRANDON SACK | Mar. 26, 2009

Johnathan Lott's column on the need to increase the quality of education at UF is well-intentioned but terribly misguided. First, Florida Opportunity Scholars are held to the same admission standards as other UF students. So to suggest that there is a "lack of any notable academic qualifications" is to suggest that not only are the scholarship recipients underqualified, but that the rest of UF students are undeserving of admissions as well. Immediately after, he suggested that this program is risky because some of the money will be wasted on students who "can't handle UF."

OPINION | COLUMNS

Madoff’s prison time won’t be enough

By ADAM WYNN | Mar. 26, 2009

Everyone loves a villain. Well, we like to hear about them, anyway.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Amazin’ Fruit

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 25, 2009

A growing phenomenon sweeping the nation promises to trick your taste buds into thinking sour treats have magically turned sweet - all with one little "miracle fruit."

OPINION | COLUMNS

UF needs to fix scholarship practices

By JOHNATHAN LOTT | Mar. 25, 2009

People have spent the past few days filling this paper with complaints about the budget cuts. Admittedly, the cuts are controversial and probably imperfect, but you have to make sacrifices when there's no money available. For those of us who are already here, there's not much to do other than accept it.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

New call center will offer opportunity to locals

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 25, 2009

While economic uncertainty runs rampant in north Central Florida, one major corporation's consolidation of offices will soon heat up an otherwise stagnant Gainesville job market.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Religion program at UF strong, does not deserve to be cut

By The Society of Academic Religous Studies | Mar. 25, 2009

The budget cut proposal presented by CLAS last week targeted the Department of Religion as one of the programs set for a substantial cut, threatening its future as a viable program. Founded in 1946, the Department of Religion at UF is an undeniably strong program dedicated and essential to the ideals of a liberal arts education.

OPINION | LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

UF needs geological sciences

By Robert E. Hernandez | Mar. 24, 2009

As a current undergraduate student, OPS research assistant and future applicant to graduate school at the University of Florida's Department of Geological Sciences, I urge Dean Paul D'Anieri, Provost Joe Glover, the Board of Trustees and President Bernie Machen to reconsider the taking a cleaver to the geological sciences department.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Octomom just another attention whore

By NAUDIA JAWAD | Mar. 24, 2009

She's a spectacle, and just like rubberneckers passing a five-car pileup, Americans can't seem to look away.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Future of CLAS needs to include strong religion program

By Eleanor Finnegan | Mar. 24, 2009

Last Wednesday College of Liberal Arts and Sciences Dean Paul D'Anieri revealed possible CLAS budget cuts which, if implemented, would reduce funding for the Department of Religion at UF by 65 percent. This would leave the department with a mere four faculty members and would likely end the graduate program.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Sweet Spot

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 24, 2009

While the U.S. economy continues to sing a sour note, one sector of industry has left business owners with a sweet taste in their mouths.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Increasing security along border a good thing

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 24, 2009

News from Washington reveals word of critical steps being taken to increase security along the Mexican border, with hopes of controlling drug cartel-related violence.

OPINION | COLUMNS

"Terrible tyrant" packs powerful punch

Mar. 23, 2009

This week Parade Magazine, that renowned paragon of investigative journalism, published a list of the top 10 "terrible tyrants" next to a full-page color ad for those mysterious Amish fireplaces.

OPINION | COLUMNS

Cutting UF geology major bad for society

By JOSEPH MEERT | Mar. 23, 2009

This column is written in rebuttal to the dean's assertion that Geology is a drain on the resources of UF because of the low number of Ph.D.'s and undergraduates.

OPINION | LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Student earned seat in dental school

By Harriett Garris | Mar. 23, 2009

I didn't know that I was lying to my child every time I said, "If you work hard enough, you can achieve anything."

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Gainesville needs to hear your voice

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 23, 2009

Gainesville city elections are today, and if you haven't voted early, this is your last chance to make your voice heard in what will prove to be a historic election.

OPINION | EDITORIALS

Obama’s gaffe sparks important debate

By The Alligator Editorial Board | Mar. 22, 2009

Continuing his trend of engaging in everyman endeavors, President Barack Obama's actions Thursday evening rang true with innumerable people across the country - wishing he could take back the words he already said.