Opinion
MLB Draft, draftees offer Cinderella stories
June 11, 2008What in the name of Billy Beane is going on out there?
Absent Minded: Faculty should embrace textbook savings law
By EDITORIAL BOARD | June 9, 2008The true measure of any college's or university's success is found in the quality and dedication of its faculty members. While a prescient administration and an intellectually eager and engaged student body are also essential elements of a successful institution of higher learning, without committed professors who challenge us academically and inculcate a life-long love of learning, the university system fails.
Democrats must unite behind Obama
June 4, 2008Mark McShera, UF College Democrats Editorial Chair
Darts & Laurels
By Alligator Editorial Board | June 4, 2008Hurricane season is now upon us. June 1 marked the beginning of what experts predict will be an active storm season, with an estimated 15 named hurricanes on the horizon and at least one major storm in store for the Eastern United States. We at the Department of Darts and Laurels take hurricane season and hurricanes seriously, and we advise you to do the same. We strongly recommend that you stock up on those hurricane-survival essentials. You know, flashlights, bottled water, canned goods, transistor radios and, of course, drink mixers 'cause what's a hurricane (the storm) without a hurricane (the drink)?
Failure to sign bomb treaty is hypocritical
By BRANDON SACK | June 4, 2008Last week, over 100 countries met in Dublin, Ireland, to sign an agreement banning the use of cluster bombs, weapons invented by the Soviet Union during World War II. Cluster bombs are large single bombs that release a number of "bomblets" over a vast area and are usually intended for anti-personnel use.
Gators make headlines for the wrong reasons
June 3, 2008UF's athletic programs have been making headlines this summer.
It's never easy to say goodbye
June 3, 2008Is there anything sadder than watching an amateur athlete end their career?
SG official should resign before internship
June 2, 2008Joshua Niederriter, CLAS Senator, Orange and Blue Party
Editorial on Clinton comments misguided
June 2, 2008David N. Tostenson, Philosophy Ph.D. candidate
Mad Money: Surplus funds raise serious questions
By EDITORIAL BOARD | June 2, 2008Over the past couple of weeks, we have dedicated copious editorial real estate to defending President Bernie Machen's proposed $47 million budget cuts as a necessary response to the Florida Legislature's abysmal failure to fully fund the state's university system. It now appears that we have been duped.
Softball team provides season full of memories as they enter nation's elite
June 2, 2008OKLAHOMA CITY - Sometimes, winning really isn't everything.
This is just the start for UF softball
May 28, 2008The funny thing is, you probably won't think the Gators making the Women's College World Series is a big deal a couple years from now.
Darts & Laurels
May 28, 2008The boys and girls of summer are hitting their (home run) strides, and we at the Department of Darts and Laurels couldn't be more pumped. The Gators softball team has earned its first-ever Women's College World Series birth, the upstart Florida Marlins and Tampa Bay Rays are the surprising leaders of their respective divisions in the big leagues, and we're keeping our fingers crossed for the Gators baseball team as it looks to put a hurting on FSU in the Tallahassee Regional this weekend for the chance to steal their way into the College World Series.


