UF shut down its last satire magazine in the ‘60s. We need another one.
By Dylan Santana | Sep. 29A university that can’t take a joke has a bigger problem than the joke itself.
A university that can’t take a joke has a bigger problem than the joke itself.
Imagine our surprise when we entered the theater and saw a high-tech, dystopian, grungy and futuristic set.
I understand your situation. I’ve lived through it. When we decide to live with someone, we do not anticipate their partner will also take emotional residence in the home.
“Protein-maxxing” has taken over the internet... But I’d like to introduce you to a nutrient we should give equal attention — fiber.
Another question relates more directly to speech on a university campus: What, if any, UF policy or regulation did Harrison actually violate?
Each of the seven UF libraries has a unique flavor, and I’ve figured out the perfect drink and library combo so you can have the most aesthetic college study session.
After another crushing loss last night, the Gators walked away from Hard Rock Stadium looking less like a team with clear direction and more like a program caught between past renown and present doubt.
Each time, the goal was identical: remove the queers. Remove our organizations, remove our history from the narrative, remove any physical space which attests to our presence in the population.
I can almost picture it like it was yesterday: My best friend and I snuggled under our covers, watching “The Summer I Turned Pretty” over Teleparty the summer after our freshman year of high school.
The recent death of conservative political activist Charlie Kirk has led to an uproar of controversy in the largely divided political landscape of America.
My twin sister, who is two minutes younger than me, does not look anything like me. But we still share that bond allowing us to win at any team game that requires knowing things.
Three hundred sixty-six total yards. Almost 40 minutes of possession. Twenty-three first downs. And yet, the scoreboard read LSU: 20, Florida: 10.
Before arriving at UF, I never truly understood the thrill of college game day. My parents were never particularly big football fans, let alone college football. Even though I grew up in Miami, I only went to one University of Miami football game (don’t worry, I believe orange goes much better with blue than green), and even then, the atmosphere wasn’t as impressive as what I have already experienced here.
Women want a feminist who pays for stuff.
I don’t know you. But I want to give you advice.
The news that two missing Florida brothers were found safe in Georgia, just days after an Amber Alert was issued, is a resounding testament to a system that works.
We expected the football game against the South Florida Bulls Saturday would be forgotten within weeks, with the hardest games of this season right around the corner. But it will now live in infamy.
Alligator Alcatraz, Florida’s contested new immigration detention center, is set to be empty within days. The facility, built in the middle of the Florida Everglade, has been the subject of at least three lawsuits since construction began.
I think we have all heard that aspartame, the sweetener in many diet sodas, has been found to cause cancer. Every time I order a sweet, crispy Diet Coke, my mom gives me that look and a mini lecture. But what if I told you the cancer risk of aspartame has been vastly exaggerated?
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