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Saturday, May 24, 2025

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OPINION  |  EDITORIALS

Darts & Laurels

The final countdown has begun. One week until summer break. The beginning of the end of summer classes means that tailgating and tackle football are on the horizon. And while we at the Department of Darts and Laurels can't wait to see Tebow and Co. run all over the "competition," we're determined to conclude the summer with the patented satirical smack-downs that you've come to expect from these pages. As summer classes wind down to a close, we hope you've enjoyed the summer edition of what has become something of an institution (no, we're not presumptuous at all) in The Gator Nation. We thank you for humoring us as we've offered scathing indignation and effusive gratitude, not usually in equal portions, in reaction to the news of the week. So without further ado, we offer the second-to-last summer installment of …


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THE AVENUE  |  MUSIC

Mr. Bright Eyes’ return to “Oberst” a return to form

For all those who don't get their nightly fill of Entertainment Tonight, let me recount the story of Miami native and fast food enthusiast Tamien Bain. A self-described "up-and-coming" rapper, Bain penned a Big Mac chant (a la "two all beef patties…") and was one of five finalists contending to replace the sandwich's original jingle by way of an online 40th anniversary contest. Here's the rub: Bain held up a McDonald's when he was 14.


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NEWS

UF cross country coach Pigg makes move to Georgia

Cross country coach Jeff Pigg has left UF to take the same position at Southeastern Conference rival Georgia, the Bulldogs announced Monday. Pigg took over the UF cross country program in 2002 and led both the men's and women's teams to their first NCAA championship appearence in 2006. UF is expected to name Ole Miss associate men's track coach Brian O'Neal as Pigg's replacement.


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OPINION  |  EDITORIALS

Party on, Gators

We're not exactly sure what it is about Gainesville that predisposes The Gator Nation to excellence. Maybe it's something in the water (or in this case, the amber-colored beverages routinely found in plastic cups). At any rate, UF is once again the reigning national champion - this time we're No. 1 in partying.


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SPORTS  |  COLUMNS

Ranking the SEC coaches

There won't be any more opportunities to giggle at former Mississippi coach Ed Orgeron and his gruff Southern accent. If you want to see what I'm talking about, just search for his Hummer ad on YouTube.


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OPINION  |  COLUMNS

Mainstream media fuels Obamamania

If your experience has been anything like mine, you've been surrounded by Obamamania for the better part of the past several months. It's not related, as much as you might expect, to spending most of the day on a college campus, where support for the master orator is pervasive and contagious. Rather, like most Americans, I've been bombarded with thinly veiled propaganda from the mainstream media in support of the hope-monger for longer than I care to remember.



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