Though it didn't take as long as Guns 'n' Roses' "Chinese Democracy," (still waiting, Axl…) "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" was a long time in the making.
When I signed up to study abroad, I knew it would be a learning experience like no other. However, I don't think I could have truly predicted the methods or lessons I would, or still will, encounter while living in a foreign country.
Becoming a missionary is like majoring in philosophy - no matter how good your intentions are, you'll never be rich.
You won't find any inebriated college students commemorating Spring Break with an indelible memento at Anthem Tattoo Parlor this March.
Recess has come to UF at last.
Orlando's Walt Disney World is the most frequented resort destination in the world, but Floridians often take it for granted.
Whether scribbled with a pen, scrawled with a pencil, scratched with a knife or smeared with… well, hopefully nothing is smeared… we've all seen outrageous, funny and sometimes disturbing sayings or messages written on walls that we've wanted to show someone else, but haven't because that would be totally awkward. Right? Well, now you can! If you see something legible written on a wall, a desk or any unusual surface, write 'em down and send them to dlow@alligator.org.
Ever accidentally eavesdropped and overheard something so ridiculous you had to laugh and tell all your friends later? Well, share it with the rest of us. Send your overheard quotes to dlow@alligator.org.
STEFANIE ROBERTS, Avenue Writer
Don't call Steve Shey a philanthropist.
Want to be on top?
A list and map of upcoming Gainesville shows. It's the 'ville, go out and have a good time!
I really thought I was up to date on my sex and relationship schematics.
The days of the bronzed, buff beefcake as the male body ideal may be over.
Although the Butler Plaza Barnes & Noble tried to take the guesswork out of securing appropriate lovey-dovey literature by amassing the "best" of its collection on one table, the final selections were pretty far off - or right on target, depending on your sense of humor.
There comes a point in every fashionable college student's life when you look in the closet and just think, "blah."
The accident left her horribly mangled.
Good news for TV fans. The writer's strike is looking like there's an end in sight. According to a person familiar with the talks, significant progress has been made and a deal announcement could occur within in the week.
Most working stiffs would probably prefer to wind down at the end of a rough week with a Bud Light, not a non-alcoholic brew that strengthens their joints and makes their hair extra shiny.
Solutions by The State News
