Andrew Meyer apologizes to UF
By ANDREW MEYER | Oct. 29, 2007To the UF community and The Gator Nation the world over,
To the UF community and The Gator Nation the world over,
JACKSONVILLE - Just when the Florida-Georgia rivalry had become staler than movie-theater popcorn, Georgia made sure the Cocktail Party was extra lame for the Gators.
Man, I feel like a woman.
How I wish I cared about the supposed rivalry between UF and Georgia.
College is all about preparing students for the real world. Through rigorous courses and specific major tracks, students have the opportunity to gain the skills necessary to land a job that will support a decent house, a big family and a couple of dogs.
Finally, there's peace. The dust has cleared. We're putting the horror and the carnage of war behind us. Seventeen Magazine has called a cease-fire in the war with our body images.
This weekend will mark the 75th meeting between UF and Georgia in Jacksonville.
Maybe you don't want to say it because of the looks and scoffs you'll receive.
I have spent nearly 16 of the past 24 hours discussing the situation regarding the report and recommendations of the Student Conduct Code Review Committee.
It's already time to register for classes, and we're all too busy with this semester to care about the next.
Stephen Colbert is a presidential candidate (And so can you!).
As of Saturday night, you'll know what type of men are on UF's football team.
LEXINGTON, Ky. - As I soaked in the game day atmosphere while stuck in traffic on the way to the stadium Saturday, it became blatantly obvious that Kentucky has never been more excited about its football team.
Maybe we should make taxes more fun. We'll borrow the appeal of the lottery, and everyone will have a good time while raising needed funds for education.
Halloween is a couple of weeks away, which means now is the time to start thinking about what we want to be on that very special day.
As of Saturday night, you?ll know what type of men are on UF?s football team.
UF's game against Kentucky may not be the showdown of the season, and 50 years down the road it won't be making anyone's top-10 list.
Over the past few days, the Alligator has featured columns about virginity - virginity in terms of sex and adulthood. Let's address birth control. Let's discuss specifics of the pre-nasty. There's no virginal talk in this column.