Auburn loss could turn out to be beneficial
Oct. 3, 2007UF couldn't have picked a better week to lose.
UF couldn't have picked a better week to lose.
Because I could not stop for voting, it kindly stopped for me. Oh, Emily Dickinson's famous words will forever linger in my mind. Actually, I think it was traffic. Traffic kindly stopped for her, right?
Listen closely. You hear that noise off in the distance?
The advent of the Florida Tomorrow campaign is a great chance for UF to address its cash concerns - but only if done properly. Even though it looks innocent enough, this campaign has a dark side, primarily the fattening of UF's endowment.
At the rate things are going, I?ve come to the conclusion that South Florida has the potential to become UF?s next Florida State.
Charlie Weis, University of Notre Dame head football coach, might punch you in the face if you ask whether he's responsible for the first 0-5 start in school history. You can't say you blame him, either - you'd probably hit back if he asked about your C-plus in calculus.
Put the bottle down, Gators fan, and let your friends off their 24-hour suicide watch.
I'm miserable. I'm depressed. I'm down and out.
Being a columnist, I feel it is my duty to provide you - the handful of people other than my parents who actually read this - with the most important news stories of the day. Hold on to your seats because today's topic is: Deadly Air Fresheners.
Tim Tebow "can believe it's not butter," and everyone else is starting to believe it, too.
If the last couple years of college football have taught me anything, it's that the BCS is not the most annoying thing about college football.
It's big, fat and slow. It's never there for you when you need it. It shows up at the most awkward of times. It's very gassy. It's not your ex-significant other. "It" is the Regional Transit System.
The Gator Party's domination of Student Senate seats made me wonder about the 2008 election.
There was a great disturbance this weekend. Every Gator felt it, and it showed during the football game on Saturday. The team struggled more than the three previous weeks combined. Urban Meyer will look to the footage, but the real problem is much easier to pinpoint.
YouTube nation has turned its attention from Andrew Meyer to Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy.
The outrage over Monday's incident at the Sen. John Kerry lecture has gone as far as inspiring protests on campus. Students are livid about the actions of the University Police Department.
Today, we mark the one-week anniversary of the Tase heard 'round the world.
OXFORD, Miss - On Saturday, Tim Tebow picked up the Gators, placed them on his back and carried them to a win against Mississippi six yards at a time.
Oh, Gators defense, how you toyed with us.
Just when you believed civilization to be crumbling down around yo, confirmed by all of the fighting, hatred and Tasering going on all over the world nowadays, a magnificent technological breakthrough comes along to lift everyone's spirits. The beacon of hope I am referring to is the Virtual Hills.