First defeat no reason to panic just yet
Sep. 30, 2007Put the bottle down, Gators fan, and let your friends off their 24-hour suicide watch.
Put the bottle down, Gators fan, and let your friends off their 24-hour suicide watch.
I'm miserable. I'm depressed. I'm down and out.
Being a columnist, I feel it is my duty to provide you - the handful of people other than my parents who actually read this - with the most important news stories of the day. Hold on to your seats because today's topic is: Deadly Air Fresheners.
Tim Tebow "can believe it's not butter," and everyone else is starting to believe it, too.
If the last couple years of college football have taught me anything, it's that the BCS is not the most annoying thing about college football.
It's big, fat and slow. It's never there for you when you need it. It shows up at the most awkward of times. It's very gassy. It's not your ex-significant other. "It" is the Regional Transit System.
The Gator Party's domination of Student Senate seats made me wonder about the 2008 election.
There was a great disturbance this weekend. Every Gator felt it, and it showed during the football game on Saturday. The team struggled more than the three previous weeks combined. Urban Meyer will look to the footage, but the real problem is much easier to pinpoint.
YouTube nation has turned its attention from Andrew Meyer to Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy.
The outrage over Monday's incident at the Sen. John Kerry lecture has gone as far as inspiring protests on campus. Students are livid about the actions of the University Police Department.
Today, we mark the one-week anniversary of the Tase heard 'round the world.
OXFORD, Miss - On Saturday, Tim Tebow picked up the Gators, placed them on his back and carried them to a win against Mississippi six yards at a time.
Oh, Gators defense, how you toyed with us.
Just when you believed civilization to be crumbling down around yo, confirmed by all of the fighting, hatred and Tasering going on all over the world nowadays, a magnificent technological breakthrough comes along to lift everyone's spirits. The beacon of hope I am referring to is the Virtual Hills.
Everyone seems pretty excited that UF is ranked No. 3 in the AP and USA Today polls, but you shouldn't be.
I know everyone just can't stop talking about their new favorite expression, "Don't Tase me, bro." As much fun as it would be to tackle this obviously worthy issue, or not, I'm sick of it.
Kyle Jackson has gotten second, third and fourth chances - and maybe even more.
Andrew Meyer's arrest on Monday has no doubt sparked debate about how much force officers can use. Some believe Tasering him was out of line; others think the punishment fit the crime. But before we pass judgment on anyone, consider this snippet from Florida law:
I hope nobody feels sorry for the young man who got Tased. I expect that on campus this week, angry protestors will blame the University Police Department for being too aggressive, or blame Accent for inviting Sen. John Kerry to speak or blame Tennessee for riling us all up.
Sports aficionados praise football for its rough and tumble nature. Players are supposed to act like savage beasts foaming at the mouth.