The Onion editor, Joe Randazzo, and staff writer Seth Reiss came to UF and spoke about The Onion and its history in the Reitz Union Grand Ballroom Thursday evening. For the full story, visit the Alligator online at www.alligator.org.Matt Tripp / Alligator Staff
I hate to say it, but Washington, D.C., has a pretty terrible record of helping the little guy, even when they try the hardest.
A young boy loudly announced what most had already noticed at Hogtown Reptile Shop Saturday afternoon. “It got out of the cage!” The subject of concern, a 5-foot iguana, sat on top of a cage and lazily stared back at the finger pointing in its direction. The owners smiled and explained that it didn’t need a cage.
Starting Oct. 1, Gainesville Regional Airport will offer two direct, round-trip flights to Miami, Fla., courtesy of American Airlines.
Americans owe more in student loans than credit card debt.
On Saturday, the UF Surf Club will kick off its 25th annual UF Alumni Surf Challenge at Anastasia State Park in St. Augustine.
UF may institute an experimental program that would give incoming students the option to spend their time at UF enrolled in classes only during spring and summer terms.
Growing up we’re taught the very important lesson of determination. We can accomplish anything we put our minds to, we’re told. Our goals are nothing but a few steps away. Our childhood dreams would always come true.
After reading how the Alligator staff responded to the Chris Rainey story, I was thoroughly disappointed. Saying Rainey “just sent a sexy text message that said ‘Time to die bitch’ among other sweet nothings” is trivializing a serious issue.
Did you miss us?
In an article published Thursday, it was written that ticket prices to see Dane Cook’s performance on Oct. 22 will cost $74.75 and $24.75. The actual ticket prices are $71.75 and $36.75.
In the wake of wide receiver Chris Rainey’s arrest for aggravated stalking, coach Urban Meyer said the Gators will move Omarius Hines from tight end to slot receiver and start redshirt freshman Jordan Reed in Hines’ old position.
Chanel Brown is the only active true freshman on a roster with nine upperclassmen, but you wouldn’t believe it watching her play.
If you want to make the news, do something stupid.
There are plenty of questions surrounding Tennessee’s offense, but one thing seems certain: The Volunteers are going to lean on their running game.
Everyone loves a good movie.
Comedian Dane Cook will be performing at the O’Connell Center on Oct. 22 as part of his 2010 fall/winter comedy tour.
On Sept. 4, junior David Vivian tried logging into the UF Sakai system to do some homework for his classes.
Due to the recent recession and records of high unemployment, the question regarding a college student’s future has become a little more uncomfortable to contemplate.
Call him Mr. Flip-Flop. Call him Mr. Cover-up. Call him Mr. I’ll-Appease-Whomever-I-Can-Get-To-Vote-For-Me.
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